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Sesame Street characters and their psych diagnoses

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-08-12 13:24:10 EDT
Rating: 1.64 on 17 ratings (47 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Ernie: ADHD with poor impulse control

Bert: Co-dependency, Asperger Syndrome

Grover: Narcissism, delusions of grandeur

Oscar the Grouch: Paranoia, agoraphobia, Antisocial Personality Disorder

Big Bird: Generalized Anxiety Disorder, egocentrism

Elmo: Cognitive deficiency possibly due to birth injury

Snuffalupagus: Learning disability

Cookie Monster: OCD, binge-eating disorder

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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2013-10-11 18:37:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sweet cunt.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-08-22 11:01:08 EDT (#)

Oathmeal: Dissociative Identity Disorder

Submitted by Sage at 2013-08-22 10:54:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

A) What about The Count?

2) Who the fuck is "Hadooken"?

D) All of y'all are fucking weird.

Submitted by Hadooken at 2013-08-22 10:10:41 EDT (#)

can't we all sing a song?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-08-21 21:01:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Can't we all just enjoy Ken Jeong?

Submitted by Director at 2013-08-21 13:05:12 EDT (#)

Can't we all just get a shlong(y)?

Submitted by Hadooken at 2013-08-21 09:49:25 EDT (#)

can't we all just play some pong?

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-08-21 09:40:29 EDT (#)

" thong?

Submitted by BranDo at 2013-08-21 04:06:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Can't we all just get a gong?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-08-21 03:39:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Can't we all just get a bong?

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2013-08-21 01:16:51 EDT (#)

Submitted by McBain at 2013-08-20 14:27:18 EDT (#)

Silverdic would have been wittier.
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Only if you had removed the e.

Submitted by McBain at 2013-08-20 14:27:18 EDT (#)

Submitted by skraphead found a homeless family living in his cloaca at 2013-08-20 01:53:59 EDT (#)

buahahahahaha uber is filled with retards

director and silvr are basically the same dickhead

hard to tell them apart

dictrwolf
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Silverdic would have been wittier.

Submitted by Director at 2013-08-20 12:12:46 EDT (#)

Yeah, except I was being sarcastic and don't give a fuck about anybody here. So. There's. That.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2013-08-20 12:01:17 EDT (#)

Don't take it personally, Pooky; I was just taking my adjectives out for a walk.

I love threatening letters or any old threats, really. I've gotten dozens of them. I've called out every single one I've ever gotten, too. Do you know how many of the pussies showed? One. And we didn't fight; we had beer.

Don't be such a pussy. You should've written him back and told him to suck it up, that you're not trying to fuck his girl and that if he's THAT insecure in his relationship with her, maybe he needs to get his shit together and take care of business so he doesn't have to worry about stupid high school shit like that.

See? You could've learned to be a man and taught him how to be one in the process, as well. As an added bonus, your alleged friend would get a more attentive, secure man who lays it to her so well that she'd never even imagine being with anyone else. Everyone wins. You're welcome. I'm here for you.

Submitted by Director at 2013-08-20 10:08:56 EDT (#)

It's a pity you all feel that way because, in truth, I have nothing but love and respect for everyone here.

Sorry I don't like threatening letters from complete strangers, but in retrospect, I can see how I'm the bad guy there. Because, you know. I posted a song on what I thought was a friend's page. I am clearly a bad, bad man.

I feel terrible and am going to go away for a while.

:-(

Submitted by bart made me laugh at 2013-08-20 01:53:59 EDT (#)

buahahahahaha uber is filled with retards

director and silvr are basically the same dickhead

hard to tell them apart

dictrwolf

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2013-08-19 22:12:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wow, Director. Between your painful-to-watch obsession for the unprompted over-sharing of your pitifully average canine and your penchant for irrelevant, blatant asshattery, you're always such a ray of sunshine.

If I was to ever meet you and your dog, I would tell you what a dumb fucking mutt it is and kick it right in its stupid face. Then, I'd kick you square in the nuts, elbow you in the face until one eye rolled up and the other down and then steal your wallet. I would spit on your unconscious, convulsing body and recite an ancient gypsy curse that would cause your balls to shrivel (betcha never thought that could happen to you twice in one lifetime, huh?). Finally, I'd take your little cowering-ass, busted-mug dog and leave because, well, prison rules, bitch. My bitch now!

I'd go sell that filthy fleabag to the nearest Korean deli, then use the money to pay homeless people to break into your home and shit in every last one of your socks, even the ones with holes in them.

(Just kidding. I wish you and your little peanut butter pal nothing but a long, healthy and prosperous life. You're still a dickhead, though, and deserve to have hobo shit in your socks.)

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-08-19 21:49:11 EDT (#)

Submitted by Hadooken at 2013-08-18 23:37:37 EDT (#)

Can't we all just get along?
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It should be apparent from even the most casual of observation that no, we cannot all just get along.

Submitted by Spam at 2013-08-19 14:14:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by whiskey_jack at 2013-08-19 08:41:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What about The Grimace?

Submitted by Hadooken at 2013-08-18 23:37:37 EDT (#)

Can't we all just get along?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-08-18 19:55:00 EDT (#)

Total douchebag, below.

Submitted by Director at 2013-08-18 18:02:07 EDT (#)

Something like that, yeah. But it went down a little different than you remember. Wasn't your husband then, was your boyfriend, the Bandit. What's it like being married to Burt Reynolds, BTW?

Further, it was a joke song I posted to everyone on my friend list, but The Bandit was the only one who sent me a threatening letter in horror and shock that someone *GASP* had the AUDACITY to post a song on your page.

So, you can call it "righteous indignation," if you like, honey-boo-boo.

I call it, "who the fuck needs friends like that?"

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-08-18 15:59:41 EDT (#)

Isn't that the song that you posted on my facebook page, then unfriended me in a fit of righteous indignation and told me to "have a nice life" when my husband messaged you and asked you why you thought it was cool to do that? If so, then yes, I see what you did there.

Submitted by Director at 2013-08-18 12:32:56 EDT (#)

You see what I did there? Hey? Huh? Huh? Didja?

Submitted by Director at 2013-08-18 07:08:03 EDT (#)


Submitted by Ducky at 2013-08-18 01:32:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Suuuuuuuuuunny days....

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-08-17 20:41:17 EDT (#)

This must be a really big moment for you. Congratulations.

Submitted by Director at 2013-08-17 13:33:56 EDT (#)

HA HA! My post has a higher rating than YOOOUUUUR post! HA HA!

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-08-16 21:02:40 EDT (#)

I made this up, hand to God. I would never repost from Reddit. I hate Reddit. It's like 4chan only not nearly as funny.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2013-08-16 14:31:30 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

REDDIT REPOSTS ON UBERSITE?

ARE YOU MAD?

Submitted by JonnyX at 2013-08-13 18:50:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

As I recall, a LONG time ago someone did this, but gave psych diagnoses for Ubersite characters instead - wish I could find that...

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-08-13 15:02:20 EDT (#)

Crack addicts are generally terrible conversationalists. Thanks but no thanks.

Submitted by crack dicksucker at 2013-08-13 14:52:23 EDT (#)

If anyone wants to talk 3523642552

Submitted by crack dicksucker at 2013-08-13 14:51:11 EDT (#)

I love sucking cock when i smoke a 40 or more and i like when a man forces me to bend over and force fuck me with his cock the bigger the better

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-08-13 10:11:06 EDT (#)

alcoholism

Submitted by Hadooken at 2013-08-13 10:02:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What about Swedish Chef?

Submitted by pen_name at 2013-08-13 09:10:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-08-13 08:56:07 EDT (#)

Cookie Monster is my spirit animal. I have had a 3 foot tall stuffed one since I was a baby - he wears a Santa hat and a "sex, drugs and rock & roll" t shirt. He lives in my son's room now.

Submitted by Doodles at 2013-08-13 01:55:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I have a 4 foot tall Big Bird. I've had him for years. Big Bird was always my favorite. He once came to my birthday party when I was little. I still to this day love Big Bird.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-08-12 15:03:34 EDT (#)

FUN FACT:
male Muppet was given the name Mahna Mahna
the female alien creatures were referred to as The Snowths (as a portmanteau of "snout" and "mouth" since their mouth also served as their noses)


Snowths...yeah.

do-do-dododo

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-08-12 14:55:22 EDT (#)

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-08-12 13:56:30 EDT (#)

And what of Kermit, Animal, and those "Mna Mna" singers?
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I guess the most obvious choice for Animal would be some sort of mania. Kermit - clinical depression maybe? (Lots of lonely, wistful pining.) And the Mna Mna singers, I have no idea. I can't make a judgment call based on singing alone. Not a wide enough range of observable behavior.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-08-12 14:53:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

file name

Submitted by bart made me laugh at 2013-08-12 14:12:32 EDT (#)

i almost forgot



this was a fascinating post




really

Submitted by bart made me laugh at 2013-08-12 14:11:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by skraphead at 2013-08-07 10:08:42 EDT (#)

Yet again I find myself ahead of the trend, mainly because with a belly like mine, I'm basically six feet ahead of everything.
I'm so fat my gut watches Glee an hour before I do.

Fun Bat Fact #1: Bats can live up to 30 years. IN MY BELLY!
Fun Bat Fact #2: Most dogs and cats are even tastier with a little bat guano sprinkled on top.
Fun Bat Fact #3: I often eat up to 4000 bats in a single sitting. ON THE SIDE!

UberTranslator®

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-08-12 13:56:30 EDT (#)

And what of Kermit, Animal, and those "Mna Mna" singers?

Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PhD at 2013-08-12 13:29:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

tee hee


Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks. But you have
to forgive me and treat me like a brother.

Herb: Nope.

Homer: All right, then, just give me the drinking bird.

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?