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Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-09-11 18:36:35 EDT
Rating: 0.83 on 6 ratings (11 reviews) (V)

I think it's funny.

If you don't then fuck you.

Ready?

Ok, here it goes:

Q: What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

...

A: Partial Arts!



I don't feel guilty posting this because only shit is posted here nowadays.

Even redskies has ditched this joint. That's good for ALL of us.



Might as well make this a joke thread.

Go!

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Reviews


Submitted by Average John at 2013-09-24 18:04:43 EDT (#)

Just the tip.

Submitted by Siren at 2013-09-19 21:09:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Well, I rather enjoyed it.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-09-16 10:33:14 EDT (#)

I was more offended that the Karate Kid remake with Will Smith's son, took place in China

Karate is Japanese
it should have been the Kung-Fu kid

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-09-12 12:37:20 EDT (#)

o.o @ below

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2013-09-12 12:22:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?





The taste

Submitted by JonnyX at 2013-09-12 12:19:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

if you wanted to make this a joke thread, you should have just posted your picture.


:)


p.s. i mean the one with a sock on your pen0s, that waz pretty damn halarious

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2013-09-12 09:03:22 EDT (#)

What do you call a black guy on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist!

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-09-12 08:37:55 EDT (#)

Actually I should have written "That kid is practicing his kara-amu." a few below.

See, we all know from the gritty, disturbing documentary film about the martial arts subculture in 1980s southern California, "Karate Kid", that the Japanese word "karate" is a conjoinment of two words "kara: and "te" to mean "empty hand". "kara" = empty, "te" = hand. He has no hand, so saying "That kid is practicing his kara" to mean "That kid is practicing his empty" is quite senseless. I see that now, and I apologize. But the Japanese for "arm" is "amu" (pronounced AH-moo). Because the subject kid has no hand, empty or otherwise, he cannot practice "kara-te". However, lacking a hand to be empty means that what he does have is an empty arm, or "kara-amu". So, you see, "That kid is practicing his kara-amu". Thanks and as always, my best lame jokes are the ones I have to explain.

Submitted by Hadooken at 2013-09-12 05:46:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If you can't take a joke, then fuck you. I laughed.

Submitted by Mr T pities jonnytexmex the old child toucher at 2013-09-12 02:40:57 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

making fun of disabled kids is hella low

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-09-11 20:14:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

It did, actually.

That kid is practicing his kara.


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