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GrÜeBERfest 2013 Bracket and Call for Tales of the Unsavory

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-01 04:57:40 EDT
Rating: 0.0 on 9 ratings (15 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Six among you have shown the courage to enter the Arena. They face off in the order they entered.

This will be a double elimination round, so be sure to leave your opponent's head on it's stalk at the end of the first contest.

Post your attacks with “grÜeBERfest” in the title someplace. First round tales due by 10/6 and the next round starts 10/8. The winner of each contest will be determined by ratings/number of ratings (if there's a rating tie). Should there still be a tie, I, your Grüemaster, will choose the winner by either pulling from the contestant's chest it's cold slimy heart or by applying a rating to break the tie – which to be decided by the will of the Horde.


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Submitted by Sphagnum at 2013-10-14 02:41:23 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Gayer than that pile of men fucking each other over there.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2013-10-11 18:39:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hahahahahahahauhouhajal;aahahhhaha. Gold.

Submitted by MouthSore at 2013-10-04 23:22:41 EDT (#)


Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-10-04 22:09:32 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

LOL. Shlongy don't play Ubersite games. Unless there's a bunch of awesome cheating involved.

Submitted by Sage at 2013-10-04 09:13:47 EDT (#)

Oh word, Shlongy's playing? I'm def staying tuned.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-03 16:43:59 EDT (#)

Yeah, let's have the first entries due 10/10 and next round to start 10/12.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-10-03 15:59:22 EDT (#)

you might want to pop an extension on the entry date.
because the weekends coming, so we will lose those days to post.

I'll try to get on in on Friday, but I don't know.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-10-01 16:32:24 EDT (#)

jealous, below.

Submitted by Wildman at 2013-10-01 16:20:28 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

This is some sad shit.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2013-10-01 12:06:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-10-01 07:19:44 PDT (#)
Rating: 2

oh...uber, how far we have fallen.
(no pun intended)
Ozymandias redux

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-10-01 11:23:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Matching me with Shlongy. How cute.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-10-01 10:19:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

oh...uber, how far we have fallen.
(no pun intended)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-10-01 08:49:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

...Especially after Shlongy forfeits.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2013-10-01 07:50:41 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

That's a really friggin sad lineup.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-01 05:01:24 EDT (#)

Serious Writin'!

Oh, the guys are work are going to have a field day with this.

-- Homer Simpson
The Call of the Simpsons