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Eyes On The Prize: GrÜeBERfest 2013 Update!

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-05 21:39:09 EDT
Rating: 1.33 on 8 ratings (17 reviews) (V)

I, your Grüemaster for this go-round, have taken it upon my hoary self to provide a prize. I will send this 16 inches of Awesome to whomever is crowned the new Grüemaster. Yes, all this can be yours.

Get your tales ready!

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Reviews


Submitted by Poots at 2013-10-13 15:22:54 EDT (#)

CANDY BARS!

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2013-10-11 18:36:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Tits n shit.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-10-08 00:50:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rob_berg at 2013-10-07 16:48:18 EDT (#) Rating: 2

That trophy is horrifying.
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You should, like, write a story about it.

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^What he said^

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-10-07 22:51:51 EDT (#)

oathmeal is about to punch a wall in his studio apartment. And, no one will notice.

Stop crying, fucking roid-baby.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-07 22:00:25 EDT (#)

Submitted by rob_berg at 2013-10-07 16:48:18 EDT (#) Rating: 2

That trophy is horrifying.
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You should, like, write a story about it.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-10-07 20:54:09 EDT (#)

I'm sorry, Shlongy, did my removal of your trite little witticisms rub you the wrong way?

FUCK OFF.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-10-07 18:57:45 EDT (#)

Yet, I've never deleted a review, oathmeal, ya fucking toolbag.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2013-10-07 16:48:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That trophy is horrifying.

Matching Shlongy up with Oathmeal is poetic.

Good to see you are still staining the halls around here.

... and God bless that Yozz fella.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-10-07 09:44:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Massive coward below.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-10-06 19:13:24 EDT (#)

Oh, there's no "if"....Only a "when".

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-06 16:27:00 EDT (#)

Yes, Yozz, you absolutely can. Get at the Serioüs Writing.

Submitted by Yozz at 2013-10-06 14:58:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

When Shlongy forfeits, can I pinch hit for him?

I need that trophy.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-10-06 11:59:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is a cool trophy Grüemaster. Thank you for hosting the contest. The beady pink eyes are a nice touch..

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-10-06 01:37:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Well now...Heehaw! No wait...YeeHAW.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-10-06 00:08:35 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Jackass, below.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-10-05 22:06:15 EDT (#)

MINE.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-05 21:39:43 EDT (#)

Eyes On The Prize! SWIDT?


I thought there was chocolate inside ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?

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