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Shlongette in training

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2013-10-13 19:44:30 EDT
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So I have been wearing a rather worn pair of jeans this afternoon around the house...and no detail gets by my four year old daughter...

Five minutes ago while eating dinner, totally unprompted, she looks at me, smiles, and says "Show me your hole", then giggles.

I about died.

Shlongy, eat your heart out.

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Submitted by Mr T pities jonnytexmex the old child toucher at 2015-01-13 15:35:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2013-11-08 08:59:36 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Awesome twitter update dude!

Submitted by WookieSuave at 2013-10-17 15:37:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't judge.

My Oilers are embarrassing themselves on the regular.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-10-15 15:03:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Big test tonight vs St. Louis....They started 7-0 last year and look where it got them.

Submitted by WookieSuave at 2013-10-15 11:55:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The Sharks are 5-0 so far?


Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-10-14 13:48:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

She started it.

Submitted by Doodles at 2013-10-13 21:38:39 EDT (#)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-10-13 20:48:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Get me her number - stat

... Bubba?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-10-13 20:48:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Get me her number - stat.

Homer: I don't want you to see me sitting on my worthless butt.

Bart: We've seen it, Dad.

Homer at the Bat