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GrÜeBERfest Second Round Bracket!

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-14 10:20:04 EDT
Rating: -0.09 on 8 ratings (19 reviews) (V)

An interesting development in the first round wherein all three original pairings went to forfeits (two of them unexpected), but two surprise entries had an actual contest. So with three participants too afraid to even enter the arena and a fourth lying bloody and dismembered across the dirt, we move on the second round!

Call the vultures and jackals to clear the floor! To those who remain: Arm yourselves and prepare for battle!



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Reviews


Submitted by TheUniter at 2013-10-17 04:34:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by TheUniter at 2013-10-17 04:33:38 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by JonnyX at 2013-10-15 15:54:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

What???? Lojope got raped??? AGAIN????

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-10-15 15:31:06 EDT (#)

Unfunny and unoriginal combo below.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-10-15 15:08:58 EDT (#)

I REFUSE to alter my act!

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-15 13:54:15 EDT (#)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-11-24 15:23:51 EST (#)
Rating: -2
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That's all I needed to know. I hope you choke on your Swanson Dinner for One, cocksucker.
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Loves me some Wayback Machine.

SDfO is a Shlongy classic, on par with Beeb's Fusion or Lojope being raped. *wink, finger gun* Don't you goooo changin'.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-10-15 13:06:31 EDT (#)

eh, still better than eating chicken pot pie in your underwear

Submitted by JonnyX at 2013-10-15 11:13:56 EDT (#)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-10-14 15:09:43 PDT (#)
Rating: -2

Winner of the "Swanson Dinner For One" award:
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I gotta tell you old bean, the whole "Swanson Dinner for One" joke was funny, back in 2010. Perhaps it's time for some new material/insults?

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-14 18:44:57 EDT (#)

Forgot to mention: your Tales of Horror and Evil are due midnight 10/20 and results posted 10/21. Tick Tock, entities.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-10-14 18:09:43 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Winner of the "Swanson Dinner For One" award: Most single serving TV dinners consumed, 2004-2012, inclusive, below.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-10-14 15:28:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-10-14 15:27:40 EDT (#)

Shlongy couldn't grow the gonads required to even post anything?

Why am I not surprised.

What a fucking coward.

Looks like it's you and me, ROADIE.

Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PhD at 2013-10-14 15:02:45 EDT (#)

No worries,just being Beeeb

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries at 2013-10-14 14:35:12 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Wouldn't it be easier to just pull your dicks out from the asses for a moment to give them a measure?

Malone

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-10-14 13:49:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

OK, Shlongy is back in.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-10-14 13:01:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Beeb and Dervel...the ratings time period escaped my attention. I am relieved that my rating would have had nothing to do with the outcome of this round. Will do better in the future.

Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PhD at 2013-10-14 11:57:42 EDT (#)

I DEMAND A RECOUNT... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2013-10-14 11:37:56 EDT (#)

I suck. Seriously, though, I doubt I could've beaten FALLEN's awesome entry.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-14 10:20:02 EDT (#)

That'd be Doodles, Shlongy, and Silvrwolf on top of the bed there.


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