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GrÜeBERfest Final Round Bracket!

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-22 10:19:15 EDT
Rating: 1.2 on 5 ratings (14 reviews) (V)

Two have won through as two more, rather than displaying the courage to face their opponents in combat, chose instead to run whimpering into the swirling mist, shamed and vilified. Now only one more contest remains to determine who will wear the bloody robe and jagged crown, and carry the fearsome scepter-scythe of the Gruemaster.

I, your Gruemaster, give you these two warriors! They will fight for your entertainment and for the infamous and storied Eyezonda Prize. One shall triumph and one shall suffer defeat. One shall die a gruesome death and the other shall unlive on as another link in the endless chain of Gruemaster!

FALLEN and Roadsong: your task is before you. Fight and win, or die. You stand in the Arena.

Begin.


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Reviews


Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-10-29 15:30:54 EDT (#)


Submitted by bart made me laugh at 2013-10-27 18:04:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

stfu

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-25 16:29:37 EDT (#)

I think he means "...where one of the daughters is a wandering wild woman and the other is a disgruntled ex-Holy Warrior and is actually a guy, and the beauty contest is cleverly disguised as an interweb writing competition, and the tiara and bouquet and scholarship prizes are really a cheap trophy with someone's eyes dangling off it."

By the way: someone needs to win this thing. The eyes are sort of... drying out. I may have to put on fresh ones before I send it.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-10-25 16:00:06 EDT (#)

wait...what?

Submitted by Anglophile at 2013-10-25 15:24:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is like having two daughters in the same beauty contest. Impossible to vote for either one.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-23 08:13:30 EDT (#)

Like I'd give THAT robe up for a Ubersite contest. You want one of those, you got to find someone and skin them for it.


My name is Mud. They call me Alouicious Devandander Abercrombie, that's long for Mud, so I been told.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-10-22 23:59:13 EDT (#)

You don't want to put on a bloodstained robe and jagged crown because it's ucky?



Ohhh a bloodSTAINED robe. I thought you meant that freshly skinned bloody hide you wear hair side in...

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-22 19:55:45 EDT (#)

Really, below? You don't want to put on a bloodstained robe and jagged crown because it's ucky?

Remember where you are. This is grÜeBERfest. Death is listening, and will take the first being that screams.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-10-22 18:29:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Now only one more contest remains to determine who will wear the bloody robe and jagged crown, and carry the fearsome scepter-scythe of the Gruemaster.



*blinks .. I would fancy the fearsome scepter-scythe, not sure I am up to wearing the bloody robe and jagged crown.

I too like the image selected to represent me.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-22 14:08:18 EDT (#)

Derp. Entries in by 10/29, Ghoulish Raiments passed to the next Gruemaster 10/31. Herpity derp.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-22 12:45:48 EDT (#)

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-10-22 11:43:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm liking my picture
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It was either that one or this one http://www.gifbin.com/983507 I took the high road, onaccounta I'm classy like that.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-10-22 11:43:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm liking my picture

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-10-22 11:31:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Shlongy wants back in.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-10-22 10:21:51 EDT (#)

...and hopefully they will both actually toss up a story, or this year's Gruemaster will have won by a series of forfeits. That would make the Gruemaster a sad werepanda.


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