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grÜeBERfest Final Round Results

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-11-01 08:21:41 EDT
Rating: 2.0 on 5 ratings (18 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

With first the rising sun of Movember, another grÜeBERfest draws to a close. Many fought, many utterly chickened out, and one survived. That lone combatant will now don the spiked crown and ragged robe of the Gruemaster. Step forth and sit upon the ceremonial throne of skulls. Hold out your hands to accept the fearsome and terrible Eyezonda Prize....


*the crowd go wild*

You, roadsong, are the Gruemaster for the coming year. Yours is the task of keeping the evil, the scary, the hoary , and the just plain not right existent but at bay until next year's grÜeBERfest. I will return to the earth to rest, until the next gathering...


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Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-11-26 08:34:33 EST (#)

Silvr, faced with having to step to my prowess, pussed out and did not submit.

"Look upon my works, ye mighty and despair..."

Submitted by ridiculous at 2013-11-26 01:40:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

0.o FALLEN beat Silvr in Round 1?!? Truly the apocalypse is nigh...


Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-11-15 00:56:54 EST (#)

The most excellent Eyezonda prize arrived, it is gleaming gold and tinged with blood. Photo forthcoming. Well done sir.

Submitted by Anglophile at 2013-11-10 16:49:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by tokeupkingof401 at 2013-11-08 20:38:34 MST (#)

Do you even science bro?

You will argue science with Skrap? I'll buy popcorn for everyone!

PS: You appear to be a dumb shit.

Submitted by tokeupkingof401 at 2013-11-08 22:39:17 EST (#)

also, ignorant was your word, stupid.

Submitted by tokeupkingof401 at 2013-11-08 22:38:34 EST (#)

Do you even science bro?

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-11-08 21:17:56 EST (#)

Done now. You lose.

Submitted by tokeupkingof401 at 2013-11-08 20:31:25 EST (#)

smoking weed makes me ignorant like being ignorant makes you a pothead.

Submitted by tokeupkingof401 at 2013-11-08 11:40:29 EST (#)

Bill Hicks died more famous than you'll ever live. Also I don't believe you understand half the adjectives you used. Finally, it's stated that "I take this as a compliment." Which, believe it or not, offsets any bashing of someone much more successful and famous than you are on WoW.

Submitted by Anglophile at 2013-11-06 15:45:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by A12223 at 2013-11-05 18:56:10 MST (#)
Rating: 2

Shlongy is the best!

Shlongy blows dogs.

Submitted by A12223 at 2013-11-05 20:56:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Shlongy is the best!

Submitted by JonnyX at 2013-11-04 11:45:12 EST (#)


Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-11-02 08:32:48 EDT (#)

Shlongy is back IN.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-11-01 16:36:55 EDT (#)

Thanks to all those who entered and contributed. Looking forward to next year...

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-11-01 14:13:38 EDT (#)

congratulations, great job Roadie.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-11-01 13:03:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Thank you. I will display the Eyezonda on the mantle.

Submitted by Doodles at 2013-11-01 09:25:51 EDT (#)

Wait, I almost finished with my entry.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-11-01 08:21:39 EDT (#)

Roady- Let me know where you want the Eyezonda Prize delivered. Gruemaster.at.ratpackcycles.com

Also: I know the post is late. I just flew in from Nashville. AND BOY ARE MY CLAWED LEATHERY WINGS TIRED! Hey-ooo.

Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic
snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy