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Happy New Year

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-12-31 22:11:23 EST
Rating: 0.51 on 20 ratings (24 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Just kidding. For 87% of you, I couldn't give any less of a shit if you have a good new year or not. Unless you have a vagina. Then, there's a pretty good chance that I do wish you a Happy New Year. Especially, if you want to go down on Shlongy.


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Submitted by Shlongy at 2015-05-12 21:12:25 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by rodyarask at 2015-05-12 16:36:03 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Fuck you

Submitted by finch at 2015-04-15 01:59:45 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Finally some good writing around here!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-02-24 19:35:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I knew that, TL.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2014-02-23 20:32:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hay I have a vag! ;)

Submitted by Bob_Dole at 2014-01-25 04:03:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

If only Bob Dole could look that cool with shades on taking a shit.

Submitted by Spam at 2014-01-23 14:52:34 EST (#)

Fair dues. Shades on the crapper, that's Method.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-01-22 20:44:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I wear shades all the time: Like John Kay in Steppenwolf or Ray Charles. For coolness, daddy-o.

Wait, scratch that second one....

Submitted by Spam at 2014-01-22 18:20:49 EST (#)

also, how fucking bright is your toilet light if you need to wear shades to take a shit?

Submitted by Spam at 2014-01-22 06:13:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I think this may be my favorite ever camwhore.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-01-11 09:12:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I concur.

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2014-01-10 15:20:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Best post of 2013.

Submitted by ASO at 2014-01-04 03:23:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well then you'll be happy to hear that two black fellows jumped me an beat the ever loving shit out of me!

And at some point during the night I lost my tie.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-01-03 14:48:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Swanson has checked in!

Fag below.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2014-01-03 10:21:13 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Happy fuck you.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-01-02 20:06:41 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Captain Foamy is presently residing in the "Where are they now?" file and also in the "No one gives a shit about him" file, as well.

Nicely done!

Submitted by Captain_Foamy at 2014-01-02 18:30:07 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by JonnyX at 2014-01-02 12:22:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

avocado green bathroom...I'm guessing your kitchen is in Harvest Gold.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-01-01 17:28:37 EST (#)

The pic probably reminds you of your present apartment, Director; Your entire apartment.
No wonder you're pissed.

Submitted by Director at 2014-01-01 17:20:33 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Look at that. Somebody went to the bathroom and left a tiny little pile of shit on the seat.

How rude.

Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PhD at 2014-01-01 13:54:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-01-01 09:38:35 EST (#)

We didn't even make it until 10:30pm. 2014 feels exactly like 2013 , thus far.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2014-01-01 00:59:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Had the 'rents, my sister, my sister's husband, my sister's husband's kid, and my sister's husband's kid's husband over for NYE festivities. Grilled hot dogs and hamburgers and chickenburgers, and then made firepies over the fire bowl on the patio. Most of them split to catch a 8:00 AA meeting, so IaMLW enjoyed the fire and had a couple beers and watched the fireworks at midnight. Lame? Yeah, but better than getting arrested again. Suck it, Trebeck.

Submitted by DaBeast at 2013-12-31 23:10:26 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Shlongy! You asshole! Where have you BEEN?

Marge! I'm two-thirty-nine, and I'm feeling fine!

-- Homer Simpson
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