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Submitted by apollo88 at 2014-02-17 12:50:19 EST
Rating: 1.27 on 23 ratings (24 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

It was Sunday, July 27th, 2008. James Dupont was found dead at the Riverside Docks. It appears he had his feet cemented then he was dumped into the water to die a watery death. But whom killed him and why?


James Dupont, 34, has lived a life of crime and drug dealing, as well as being worked by the local mafia. Even though he was great at doing his job, he was failing to pay all money he made to the mafia, and he has been warned and almost caught many a times that if he was caught stealing from them, he would be sleeping with the fishies.

Today would be his last day being alive. As James worked a corner selling people the drugs they want, one of the people from the mafia spyed upon him and noticed that bits of money was being pocketed and the rest placed into an envelope. He was busted on the spot. The spy left to tell the boss what he seen and the boss didn't liked what he heard. He didn't like that he wasn't being paid in full. He didn't like people whom backstabbed him. After James worked the corner, he headed to the Riverside Warehouses to deliever the money he made, unknowning that the boss and few of is helpers awaited him.

As James approached the boss to deliver the cash, his helpers grab him by the arms. "Tsk tsk tsk" said the boss, "I have warned you plenty of times James, that if I catch you stealing from me, that you would pay the price."

"I don't know what you are talking about. The money is all there." said James.

"Oh really?...Then explain why one of my people watched you for over an hour, stealing money from me." said the boss. "James, I have caught you, and now you must sleep with the fishies. Get him out of my sight."

"Nooooooo!!! Please! Give me another chance!" screamed James as he was dragged out of the warehouse and off to the docks... James was warned that he should have paid in full, but now he has been delivered to his grave, he paid in full, with his life.


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Submitted by fuck you at 2016-12-16 09:50:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by JewToast. at 2014-03-03 03:08:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh look, it's that inbred, illiterate sister fucking redneck, Bubba.

How are things in Tornado alley, hillbilly? Too bad you're not a rich and powerful international lawyer like me.

NASA came up with this new invention, it's called toothpaste, you should check it out, mushmouth

Submitted by Dervel at 2014-02-25 06:10:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2


I'm assuming the +2 rule still applies.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2014-02-23 12:43:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

But whom killed him and why?

Submitted by WiKi at 2014-02-22 13:45:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I certainly DO remember you, Bubba.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2014-02-21 15:01:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Howdy, asswipes!!!

You certainly don't remember me.


Bite me.

Submitted by Anglophile at 2014-02-21 14:53:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2014-02-18 10:35:09 MST (#)
Rating: 2


Oh, bite the twig...

Submitted by Anglophile at 2014-02-21 14:52:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Doodles at 2014-02-17 13:06:15 MST (#)
Rating: 2

I miss electro.

I miss uber madness.

You have a prayer of winning Uber Madness now. Jack McCallum has retired.

Submitted by Anglophile at 2014-02-21 14:51:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fishies get all kinds of press.

Submitted by WiKi at 2014-02-21 11:08:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2, below

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-02-20 20:39:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Kind of. It was written by Electro.

Submitted by sick.little.weasel at 2014-02-20 13:00:19 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Was this originally written by a 12 year old.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2014-02-19 20:23:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Whatever happened to Electro anyway?

Submitted by JonnyX at 2014-02-19 14:17:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

classic meme from the good ol days

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2014-02-18 13:09:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"and now you must sleep with the fishes"

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2014-02-18 12:35:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Spam at 2014-02-18 08:21:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

for the title.

Submitted by StuporDupor at 2014-02-18 04:42:30 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Method at 2014-02-18 03:06:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-02-17 20:27:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I LOL-ed.

Now , I want to squeeze my nuts in a vice.

Submitted by Doodles at 2014-02-17 15:06:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I miss electro.

I miss uber madness.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2014-02-17 13:32:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Good times.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2014-02-17 12:59:50 EST (#)

Not as fucked up as your life, to be fair.

Submitted by Director at 2014-02-17 12:54:39 EST (#)
Rating: 1

How fucked up is it that I actually remember this?

Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh, lunchtime!

-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes To College