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I like to shoot heroin into my eye

Submitted by Manfre at 2003-08-29 13:54:41 EDT
Rating: 0.83 on 14 ratings (14 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

My brown eye that is.

See the conventional way of shooting heroin leaves marks. You could always opt to make it into eye drops and just drop them in. But well that ends up getting annoying as you tend to waste a few drops here and there. Thats precious drug you could be getting fucked up off of. Nope not for me.

Instead I do it the good ol fashioned way. Take a small (or large depending on your anus's stretchability) with a small needle on the top. Drop the pants. Have your boyfriend (girlfriend if your wierd like that) SLOWLY insert the dildo (Please make sure its not a vibrator. There is much blood and pain following one of those sessions.) into your ass. Then proceed to shoot the heroin into your brown eye.

If you want to get all commando elite on it you can easily get a sedative dart. Put your favorite drug in. Hollow out a dildo. And thrust it into your tracked rectum. It will automatically inject the heroine into you.

Its the best way Ive found where you can hide the tracks and not waste a drop of heroin on your cheek.

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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange at 2003-08-30 07:14:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Have your boyfriend (girlfriend if your wierd like that) SLOWLY insert the dildo"


Submitted by bargled at 2003-08-29 17:34:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by MickGinny at 2003-08-29 14:45:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-08-29 14:15:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus two for anything anal.


you dont go thataway do you berz? i mean there is gay, then there is GAY.

this was lame.

Submitted by jwlmar10 at 2003-08-29 14:43:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

HAHA, so good it made me cringe.

Submitted by xLisaCatx at 2003-08-29 14:41:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Here is the fun Rick.


Some highlights:

- 12-1/2 inches long (for your rectal delight)
- holds up to 1-1/2 fl. ounces (that's a lot of heroin)
- dishwasher safe (always a plus)
- comes with its own wire cleaning brush stored inside (to get rid of those damn Klingons once and for all)

Submitted by acrog at 2003-08-29 14:34:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I think this is the oddest thing I've seen you post, Rick

Submitted by Manfre at 2003-08-29 14:32:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2003-08-29 14:16:26 (#)
Ranking: -1

You could similarly do the same thing with a turkey baster.

Wheres the fun in that?

Submitted by reallybored at 2003-08-29 14:23:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Well this is something ill have to tell the future kids about...

Submitted by Insanethemind at 2003-08-29 14:23:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by xLisaCatx at 2003-08-29 14:16:26 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

You could similarly do the same thing with a turkey baster.

Submitted by BerZerK at 2003-08-29 14:15:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Plus two for anything anal.


Submitted by Manfre at 2003-08-29 13:59:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This should be considered work safe. Its not anything graphic. Ive seen something similiar in health books so noone get on my ass about it.

Submitted by pjswift at 2003-08-29 13:57:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -1


Submitted by Illicit_Joe at 2003-08-29 13:56:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


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sand wedge!

Homer: Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich.

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