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The BOSH Man! Struggles with new STORY IDEAS!!!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2014-05-19 13:15:56 EDT
Rating: 1.37 on 9 ratings (11 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Scruggs dying really threw me for a loop. The Kid Who Knows Everything, Thunderlips, Larry Bird, Lincoln Hawk, some ninja turtles, and other staples of my adventures are still crying about it.

Recently my mother-in-law told me about a 700 word short story contest in readers digest where the winner won like $7k. Under normal circumstances, this is right up the BOSH Man!'s alley! But what am I supposed to do with Scruggs being all dead? The contest is over, but I decided to write one anyway and send it to my mother-in-bosh, I said i'd have it to her by the weekend. Just for fun!

Today I thought about writing a story about some narc who develops a case of agoraphobia because every time he goes outside a bird shits on him. Not just once per day, but one his way to the car, when he gets out of the car, when he's on a date, etc. I laughed for like 10 minutes about that.

Anyway, that's whats going on with my life, except for a bunch of other stuff.

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2014-05-23 20:14:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Drunk and ubering for like the first time in like 5 years.

Do a prequel...like Star Wars. Relate the tale of a young Scruggs and his rise to Scruggdom.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2014-05-19 23:14:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I lit up a cigarette and gave Wesley Willis some crayons.

I pushed the car I stole off a cliff and lit up a cigarette, today was pretty bosh so far.

Submitted by StuporDupor at 2014-05-19 20:51:47 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by Fucking foul at 2014-05-19 20:30:16 EDT (#)

Ideas, ideas... hmmm... a loner kid and his scientist buddy use a time machine made out of a rare car, let's say a Javelin, to go back to the past and save his parents' marriage. Nah, that one's gay.

A motley band of space rebels fights the evil powers that be and saves the universe from the Doom Star by blowing it up somehow. They have amazing adventures along the way. Also awesome weapons. I'm thinking laser swords of some kind. This one's got real potential. Good luck.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2014-05-19 19:19:44 EDT (#)

You could write a story about Scruggs... but like a super awesome, mythical, story about saving a kid, or a world, or a species, and in the end Scruggs dies for a sacrifice for the greater good or something. Now, that would be interesting, and noble. Also dedicate it to him too.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-05-19 18:21:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Does Shlongy have any interest in banging your mother-in-bosh?

PS. Booger-eater, below.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2014-05-19 15:52:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Leave shit like this to Kaos King.

He needs the money more than you do.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2014-05-19 15:42:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*rides moped to the moon*

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2014-05-19 14:49:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*plays some Molly Hatchet*

Submitted by Tyrone at 2014-05-19 13:53:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You cud rite about stars an shit, nigga

Submitted by JonnyX at 2014-05-19 13:34:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*lights up cigarette, nods in agreement*

Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious.

Homer: Well, thank you, honey.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment