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Moon of I dunno what yer all bitching about, it's 42 degrees here.
Welcome to Ubersite!

its my fecking birthday!!!!

Submitted by Merlina at 2014-07-28 19:17:04 EDT
Rating: 1.04 on 22 ratings (40 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

As Caul said... "adore me" Or something similarly egotistical for a change. Not.

I miss some nice guys..you know who you are.

I also don't miss the assholes. They know who they are too. I only ever enjoyed the seriously fucked up. And here there were many.

For the ones who didn't work it out.. my alter was EyeInTheSky. Yeah it was a lame one but I lost interest.

Ps. Perkman: seriously? Lol.

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Submitted by Mr T pities jonnytexmex the old child toucher at 2015-01-13 16:04:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by TigerLilly at 2014-09-17 01:01:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ya!! Birthday girl!!!

Sorry I'm late ....

Submitted by Merlina at 2014-09-11 11:34:54 EDT (#)

Hi apollo, hope all good fella.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2014-08-24 21:36:28 EDT (#)


Submitted by DaBeast at 2014-08-12 03:10:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Show Shlongy your hole. You know, for old times' sake. Dinosaurs need memories, too.

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar at 2014-08-11 14:51:35 EDT (#)

Who are you?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-08-07 21:10:46 EDT (#)

Show me your hole.

Submitted by Merlina at 2014-08-07 12:28:34 EDT (#)

I think I used to be Methods alter... I don't know.. I thought I was me but back in around 2006 it all got very confusing......

Submitted by Donitsu2002 at 2014-08-02 21:37:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

-2 because shlongy is still around.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2014-08-02 15:54:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-08-02 13:53:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Internet tough guy, below.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 at 2014-08-02 08:14:11 EDT (#)

Everyone here is Methods alter. Also, who the fuck cares about birthdays?

Submitted by Merlina at 2014-08-01 13:03:01 EDT (#)

Sadly no Director. So how you doing?

Submitted by Director at 2014-07-30 22:45:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Your sister still available luv?

Submitted by Tyrone at 2014-07-30 02:10:08 EDT (#)

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2014-07-28 20:38:20 EDT (#)

He's our newest shite alter. Kinda like Shaft, only less literate
...and entertaining
...and funny
...and cool

Okay, nothing at all like Shaft.


Yo DAMNNNNN RIGHT. I is a bigger pimp den mahfuckin Shaft. You a bitch ass ho.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2014-07-29 16:16:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Merlina at 2014-07-29 15:27:39 EDT (#)

Jeanne, FALLEN, Roadsong. Hugs and flowers.

Submitted by Merlina at 2014-07-29 15:25:45 EDT (#)

And saccy :-) My motherland.

JonnyX.. maybe garden photo to follow then.

Smootches to all the cool kids who remember what a feckwit I was about 10-12 years ago. Honestly hope all lives are going better than ubersite. Haha.

Submitted by Merlina at 2014-07-29 15:23:16 EDT (#)

Nice messages from all..esp skrap. I have been learning Spanish for the last year so was nice to have a Spanish message. Gracias!

Submitted by Merlina at 2014-07-29 15:22:04 EDT (#)

CaptainThorns if you come over again I will put the kettle on for you. Earl Grey anyone?

Submitted by StuporDupor at 2014-07-29 13:22:43 EDT (#)

could take some lessons in music theory from https://www.ubersite.com/m/129220 below

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2014-07-29 12:08:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Happy birthday! Lord knows when I'll ever be in the UK again, but if I am, let's do tea.

Submitted by Hadooken at 2014-07-29 11:40:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I don't remember you or miss you. Happy birthday anyhow.
one of the assholes.

Submitted by Tom Sorrell at 2014-07-29 11:26:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Words and phrases. Etc.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2014-07-29 10:46:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yeah, how about some garden pics?

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2014-07-29 10:33:02 EDT (#)

we should fuck

Submitted by OathMeal at 2014-07-29 10:17:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You get two opportunities every year to leave your cage and have access to a computer, and you waste one of them coming back *here*?

For shame.

As one of the resident assholes who *isn't* Shlongy, I'd say fuck off but I'm in a better mood than that today.

So, instead, I'll just ask you to drop the nice girl act, return to your dank, faux fur-lined grove and leave us be.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2014-07-29 10:03:22 EDT (#)

Happy birthday!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2014-07-29 08:57:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Happy Birthday garden-girl!

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2014-07-29 06:10:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Tradition http://www.pbfcomics.com/32/

Feliz Cumpleaño.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2014-07-29 01:42:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Breithlá Sona, Merlina <3

Submitted by RoadSong at 2014-07-28 23:21:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

How does your garden grow?

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2014-07-28 22:49:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Merlina... nice... intrigued. Perkman approves. hahaha

Submitted by StuporDupor at 2014-07-28 21:13:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

i enjoyed your performance in the video below

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2014-07-28 20:38:20 EDT (#)

He's our newest shite alter. Kinda like Shaft, only less literate
...and entertaining
...and funny
...and cool

Okay, nothing at all like Shaft.

Submitted by Merlina at 2014-07-28 20:29:25 EDT (#)

Thanks Silvr.

Who the feck is Tyrone? Not been around for a while but sounds like a 1970's sitcom guy..

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2014-07-28 20:12:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Happy Birthday!

I pretty much always liked your posts.
Pretty much.
There was that one, though...
I kid, of course.
Who are you again?

Submitted by Tyrone at 2014-07-28 20:00:52 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Why does eryone give a sht about berfdayz. cmon, bitch. aint noone care bout dat bullshit.

aight, peace.

Submitted by Merlina at 2014-07-28 19:35:46 EDT (#)

Thanks Habeeb..always loved your posts. And its def madam.

Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PhD at 2014-07-28 19:29:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Happy Birfday sir or madam

Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch
cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.

-- Homer Simpson
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?