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Blackbear hates women. Not as much as they despise him, but it's close.
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Hallelujah! Pass the Hemlock.

Submitted by Tom Sorrell at 2014-12-08 22:30:23 EST
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Hey you there, stuck in your cell,
if I won't bow to the King of Hell
what makes you think you can sell
me on needing you at all?

Seriously kid, look at your face.
You're terrified - stuck on race
and religion - my God, what a wretched waste.
Just go off and worship Ba'al.

I call it Ish and guarantee
that few people here know more than me
the price you pay for what you see
inside its cold embrace.

And to the posers, rapping words
about The Deal ... about The Curse:
Tell me kids, who laid the earth?
Maybe read Job 38.

Because me? I know nothing. Nothing at all.
Less than you. Less than ya'll.
'Twas Pride led Lucifer to the fall
and tell me, what's he learned since?

To repeat the past like an arrogant fool
besmirch the idea of the golden rule
and hunt for places to stick his tool?
Yep. The end will now commence.

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Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!

-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer