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I'm not denying that. I'm saying you're boring, phoning it in.
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Submitted by OathMeal at 2014-12-09 13:24:02 EST
Rating: 1.0 on 4 ratings (6 reviews) (V)

Show me your Noel.jpg
Show me your Noel.jpg


Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-12-09 23:27:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

...But according to oathmeal, "he doesn't have any issues".

Yeah, right, Sparky.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2014-12-09 22:58:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Tyrone at 2014-12-09 20:10:55 EST (#)
Rating: -2

dass nasty

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2014-12-09 17:06:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

THAT'S What I'm talkin' 'bout!

Submitted by JonnyX at 2014-12-09 14:16:43 EST (#)

Even in my heyday of using the Stalk-O-Matic 3000 on you, I knew when it was time to let it go.

I'm concerned about you, my friend.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2014-12-09 13:49:59 EST (#)


Bart: You know, Grampa kinda smells like that trunk in the garage
where the bottom's all wet.

Lisa: Nuh-uh, he smells more like a photo lab.

Homer: Stop it, both of you! Grampa smells like a regular old man,
which is more like a hallway in a hospital.

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