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Special Dedication, to Ubersite's Favourite Couple

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-01-06 11:08:11 EST
Rating: 2.0 on 11 ratings (13 reviews) (V)

HELLO AMERICA, THIS IS CASEY KASEM ON AMERICA'S TOP40!
HERE'S A SPECIAL LONG-DISTANCE DEDICATION TO UBERSITE'S FAVORITE COUPLE, OATHMEAL AND SHLONGY, WITH BARBARA STREISAND'S BIG HIT FROM 1964'S BROADWAY PLAY, 'FUNNY GIRL'...

People
People who need people
Are the luckiest people in the world,
We're children, needing other children
And yet letting our grown-up pride
Hide all the need inside,
Acting more like children
Than children.
Lovers are very special people,
They're the luckiest people
In the world.
With one person, one very special person
A feeling deep in your soul
Says you were half,
Now you're whole.
No more hunger and thirst
But first be a person
Who needs people.
People who need people
Are the luckiest people
In the world!

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Reviews


Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-01-21 14:25:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-01-15 08:04:16 PST (#)
Rating: 2

I love slapping my dick across whysie's face - it's fun!

Submitted by rob_berg at 2015-01-16 03:37:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2


My goodness, but that young lady is attractive.

Mesmerizingly so.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-01-15 11:04:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I love slapping my dick across whysie's face - it's fun!

Submitted by Mr T pities jonnytexmex the old child toucher at 2015-01-14 15:36:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

JONNY X CLAIM HE DONT HAVE NO DICK

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-01-14 10:45:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I love slapping my dick across whysie's face - it's fun!

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-01-13 15:07:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I love slapping my dick across whysie's face - it's fun!

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-01-13 10:26:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I love slapping my dick across whysie's face - it's fun!

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-01-12 16:52:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I love slapping my dick across whysie's face - it's fun!

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-01-08 11:49:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I love slapping my dick across whysie's face - it's fun!

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-01-07 17:46:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

lol whysie

Submitted by tenofspades at 2015-01-07 17:32:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hot girl, auto +2

Submitted by DaBeast at 2015-01-06 15:19:22 EST (#)


Also let's not mention the scratch scarring right above the pubis that looks like Wolverine slashed a bitch in a frenzied moment. Bitch needs some calamine STAT!

Submitted by DaBeast at 2015-01-06 15:17:38 EST (#)


Her right nipple is looking up at the ceiling and her left nipple has been slashed and is the shape of an egg and it's looking right at the camera. Seriously, that's some nasty plastic surgery. Can't the fuckers even center those things anymore? Yeah, it gives them character. Put a mustache in the valley and the character would be Groucho Marx. I'm not even gonna mention the burn on her pubis from losing a layer or ten of skin to a bad wax job because really who needs to know how badly itchy those lace panties would feel against that burn? Between shots she must be scritching down there like she's digging for gold. Can you find a pic of an attractive girl next time or is that asking too much?



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