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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-01-08 17:29:43 EST
Rating: 1.28 on 10 ratings (16 reviews) (V)

...because he was out standing in his field!























































...fuck you. I thought it was clever.

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in related news____crude is at a record low____snatch up all the petroleum stocks you can right now____then go fuck yoursef.jpg


Reviews


Submitted by Yes at 2015-01-09 22:22:14 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I used to hate all of the people here for being such colossal morons, and I still do too.

Good joke though.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-01-09 15:29:37 EST (#)

Whatever you say, chubs.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2015-01-09 13:27:33 EST (#)

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-01-09 09:32:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hey look, an HTBS sighting.

How's life you miserable fuck?

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Better than yours I'd wager.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-01-09 11:20:30 EST (#)

lol below

Submitted by DaBeast at 2015-01-09 11:03:53 EST (#)



Why is Whysie stalking you, Thorns? Did you forget to leave $2 on the dresser before you got up and left?


Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2015-01-09 09:48:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-01-08 18:38:24 CST (#)
Rating: 2

Skrap if I had any room in my garage between my Vox AC30, my Orange minicab and my Roland PA, I would be all over it.

That's a freakin sweet deal you got for that amp.
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No joke, $300 for a V3M is a steal. If I lived closer to you Skrap (and had the cash now) I'd consider one of your other amps.

+2 for Lydian mode.

Submitted by Flack at 2015-01-09 09:48:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What do penguins always do in a race?

They Peng-WIN!

Get it?

Coz they win....

and they're penguins....














.....Y'all niggaz better start laughin' real fucking soon.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-01-09 09:32:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

LOL@FALLEN YES!

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-01-09 09:32:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hey look, an HTBS sighting.

How's life you miserable fuck?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2015-01-09 08:38:37 EST (#)

This reminds me of Bob the midget. He considered opening a butchers shop, but he decided against it.








the steaks were too high

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2015-01-09 07:27:22 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Terrible, even in this wilderness.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-01-08 19:38:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Skrap if I had any room in my garage between my Vox AC30, my Orange minicab and my Roland PA, I would be all over it.

That's a freakin sweet deal you got for that amp.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2015-01-08 18:33:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Was in a pawn shop the other day and a guy brought in a Carvin V3M, basically new. He demo'd it and said he wanted $300 for it, sale not pawn. Counterdude said $200, amp dude said no and walked out. I followed and said $300. Amp is mine now. 50/22/7 watts, 3 channels, 12AX7/EL34, reverb, effects loop, and better/more versatile tones through my 2x12 Weber/Celestion 4ohm cab than the several low-wattage heads I have. SKore!

So, uh, if you know anybody who wants to buy a Orange MicroTerror (20W valve pre/ss power), Marshall Class 5 (5W all valve), Epiphone Valve Jr (5W all valve), or Blackstar HT-RH5 (5W all valve) head, let me know. Got little use for any of them any more, honestly, and I can use the shelf space.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2015-01-08 17:57:42 EST (#)

Oooh ... maca-ma-damia nuts.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-01-08 17:40:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Now that he got a promotion, he can stock up on Swanson Dinners-For-One at CostCo!

p.s. Shlongy's on vacation for the rest of the week

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-01-08 17:29:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Flanders:
They're not perfect, but the Lord says love they neighbor --

Homer: Shut up, Flanders.

Flanders:
Okely-dokely-do.

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