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Kids are Tiny Drunk Adults

Submitted by pen_name at 2015-01-14 12:02:53 EST
Rating: 1.12 on 8 ratings (11 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Or so I've heard. I understand the rationale. A kid without a significant amount of cognitive development and socialization is less inhibited. As such, their behavior would make them appear intoxicated.

Of course, this begs the question: should we be giving kids booze and testing what an uninhibited person would do if extra uninhibited? Seems like an experiment that is a long time coming.

You'd need...
...a control kid with Juicy Juice.
...a kid who who thought he was getting booze, but was getting Juicy Juice.
...a kid who thought he was getting Juicy Juice and was getting booze.
...and a kid who straight out knew he was getting booze, was excited at the prospect, and was given shot after shot until completely fucked up.

There are some moral issues: Do you let a kid drive home if he says he thinks he's alright or do you take his keys? Is it acceptable to allow girls in the experiment when booze often leads to online shopping and a tendency to wear dildo hats (granted the latter is more commonplace in a adult bachelorette parties)? Should you give kids booze?

Very tough questions. In end end will have to weigh the scientific insights we'd gain with the moral blah, blah, blah and of course how funny it would be to see drunk kids.



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drunk baby .jpeg


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Submitted by Cakes at 2015-01-20 08:25:41 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by tenofspades at 2015-01-18 20:27:39 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Getting kids drunk? You can't be serious.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2015-01-16 03:04:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It's a terrible idea.

Submitted by Flack at 2015-01-14 21:42:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm not saying I approve, but I'm pretty fucking intrigued.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2015-01-14 17:51:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Needs more something interesting.

Submitted by AnnaLikesPenguins at 2015-01-14 14:13:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

my moms put vodka in my milk when i was a baby to help me with teething and that didnt do me any damage because i dont remember crying or my gums hurting me back then but my nan does always whinge about her sore gums from her fake teeth but she drinks whisky so maybe it would be good to try giving kids vodka but not whisky that smells like petrol and wee mixed with bark from trees.

Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PhD at 2015-01-14 14:02:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pen_name at 2015-01-14 13:06:20 EST (#)

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2015-01-14 12:45:09 EST (#)

Bubba will see this picture and either smash his face into his monitor or beat his peenor like it owes him money.


*rationale

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Fixed. Thank god for the edit feature.

Submitted by Mr T pities jonnytexmex the old child toucher at 2015-01-14 12:51:09 EST (#)

JONNY X will see this picture and either smash his face into his monitor or beat his peenor like it owes him money.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-01-14 12:49:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2015-01-14 09:45:09 PST (#)

Bubba will see this picture and either smash his face into his monitor or beat his peenor like it owes him money.
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lol!

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2015-01-14 12:45:09 EST (#)

Bubba will see this picture and either smash his face into his monitor or beat his peenor like it owes him money.


*rationale


Well let's call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would
say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't
Homer J. Simpson.'

-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage