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Moo, Moo, Moo

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-02-10 10:30:30 EST
Rating: 2.0 on 1 rating (5 reviews) (V)

I like LOTS of butter and maple syrup on my pancakes - what about you?









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Reviews


Submitted by Loren at 2015-02-15 11:26:51 EST (#)

It's interesting how, in the 70's, 80's, or even the 90's, I would have viewed this woman as freakishly enormous.
Now, when you compare her to the vast majority of the average carb-mongering slob on the street, she's more a part of the smaller, healthier population than not.
Still.
I'd hang myself from the nearest secure rafter before allowing myself to become such a tank. But that's just me. Moo.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2015-02-10 22:21:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'd hit it...




...with a 2x4.

Submitted by Anglophile at 2015-02-10 14:37:48 EST (#)

There's at least ten pounds of cottage cheese in her ass.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-02-10 14:31:15 EST (#)

I guess it makes sense that you'd title this "Moo Moo Moo" and then post a picture of a cow.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2015-02-10 14:05:27 EST (#)

Nutella and raspberries. Love your bra.


Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.

Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night
at the bar. Apparently he doesn't really love Selma and the
marriage is just a sham to help his career.

A Fish Called Selma