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Quitting to Tour UPDATE: New Guitar, A Trashed Condo and Fresh Press

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-04-03 17:04:17 EDT
Rating: 0.92 on 14 ratings (20 reviews) (Review this item) (V)


Fuck Shlongy.


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Submitted by Dru M at 2015-07-23 10:48:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by RoadSong at 2015-04-19 22:16:11 EDT (#)

Oh shit just watched youtube vid and YOU are wearin a HAT!

ya goof

Submitted by RoadSong at 2015-04-19 22:09:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


yeah yeah he wears a hat and has a twang....it's the lyrics man

"chasin that neon rainbow and livin that honky tonk dream"

Submitted by Linus at 2015-04-09 22:53:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wish I knew. I live in SF half the year, would have paid ya a listen! Next time I guess.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-04-09 10:45:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

well, at least you have a job, such as it is.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2015-04-09 08:19:41 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

And the crowd goes home...

Submitted by Fingerdert Humpertwink at 2015-04-07 20:02:07 EDT (#)

omG Bret is going to crumple bryan rice

Submitted by Fingerdert Humpertwink at 2015-04-07 19:59:27 EDT (#)

i noticed you're wearing your grandpappy's jeans THAT'S what i noticed

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2015-04-07 18:41:34 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

8 fags in a row b'low


Submitted by Mr T pities jonnytexmex the old child toucher at 2015-04-07 18:21:56 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-04-07 17:41:40 EDT (#)

Submitted by rob_berg at 2015-04-07 03:39:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

You are boring as fuck, Oathmeal...


Rob I have more interesting shit happen to me on a Monday than you did since puberty.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2015-04-07 03:39:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

"And the crowd goes yawn."

+1 made me smile. Don't count that urine-soaked geezer out just yet even though most of his schtick is on repeat.

You are boring as fuck, Oathmeal... but you can sure play that geetar. Congrats on livin' yer hobo dream.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2015-04-06 22:03:09 EDT (#)

Taking the ferry to Sausalito and smoking medical grade before an awesome sushi dinner was one of my very favorite memories. What a cool town, and what a view.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2015-04-04 10:01:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sorry about the condo. I would've cleaned up but I was in a hurry. I had to run down to the pier to heckle some red-headed putz playing guitar.

Seriously, though, good on you for following a dream.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2015-04-03 23:37:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I have a Squire Subsonic baritone guitar tweaked to 6 string bass (E to e, an octave lower than STD guitbox). Set neck, dual humbuckers, uberplayable.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2015-04-03 22:26:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Squires aren't bad. I got a Squire Strat for my kid few years back and he likes it.

I had a similar issue with Epiphones, until my wife picked me up one of those $100 stripped-down Les Pauls last Christmas. I was doubtful... but after tweaking it, it rips. So, I got me a beater guitar now.

You should crumple that sublet guy. Film it.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2015-04-03 22:18:56 EDT (#)

Shlongy's zinger's keep me laughing all the time. He's such a prick. Classic. You should be a movie character... fuck it. I'm going to make you one.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2015-04-03 20:25:19 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Pro tip: You should set up next to bus stations...

Then, you don't have to walk far to where you'll be sleeping.

Submitted by messmind at 2015-04-03 18:58:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

You could have played it.... could have.

/walk the dog.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2015-04-03 18:39:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hahahaha, Keep living the dream. Your moxie inspires me. Hahaha

As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to
do with alcohol. It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle.

-- Homer Simpson
Dancin' Homer