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Life Is Not a Movie

Submitted by Tom Sorrell at 2015-04-25 21:49:34 EDT
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To the people who think life is

just a movie like The Matrix,

where the laws of reality

bend to their will and they can soar

like a wren … or a buzzing fly

or Emily damned Dickinson

after leaping from tall buildings:

Jump off a building while I watch.

Oh please ... please, please, please ... let me watch.

I swear to applaud when you land.

You’ll get a standing ovation

and a loud, gleeful cheer from me

and the members of Van Halen.

Especially David Lee Roth.

© 2015 T. Sorrell

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Submitted by skrapmetal at 2015-05-05 08:50:55 EDT (#)

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2015-04-29 12:35:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Encouraging suicide...

I fully endorse this message.
You can quote me on that.
Go ahead. I'll wait.

That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!

-- Homer Simpson
Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield