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Submitted by pen_name at 2015-06-25 00:43:54 EDT
Rating: 1.33 on 3 ratings (3 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

What a Load of Mullarkey by AJ

Review: This guy dies and at his funeral they give his kid a flag and the kid is like, "Fuck this flag" and passes it off like it is a used condom. Then they all go to eat at Mullarkey's house because the kid's mother is a toolbag who wants to get a pity fuck or something. I can't be a hundred percent sure because their was lots of subtext and I ain't the goddamn New York Review of Books or some shit.

Anyway, in the end, AJ makes a pun about Mullarkey's name and you feel glad you aren't fat because the dad apparently was.

3 stars out out 4



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Submitted by AJ at 2015-06-28 11:29:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hahaha. You're possibly my favorite Ubersite person ever.

Surprisingly inaccurate, but also accurate.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2015-06-25 21:57:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

No Earthly idea...

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-06-25 11:37:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club! A
sand wedge!

Homer: Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich.

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