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I Have No Gay Key

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2015-06-30 18:30:39 EDT
Rating: -0.67 on 6 ratings (10 reviews) (Review this item) (V)



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Submitted by Dru M at 2015-07-12 15:36:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2015-07-04 17:17:46 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Your eternal soul will burn in hell. The demons will scoop out your eyeballs with spoons and serve them on a bed of wilted spinach. Oh fool to think the Almighty forgives such actions. Your dreams will be filled with despair. So say'th the Lord.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2015-07-02 01:28:21 EDT (#)

captain thorns chose his ubername because of the crown of thorns worn by jesus on the cross








YOU GODDAMN DISRESPECTFUL ASSHOLE! BLASPHEMER! BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE YOU MISERABLE FUCK! -2DIE IN THE FIERY PIT!

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2015-07-02 01:07:16 EDT (#)


Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2015-07-01 23:58:35 EDT (#)

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2015-07-01 10:10:19 EDT (#)

Support for traditional marriage stems from many sources, including respect for natural law and the prudential concern that holding any line will become impossible once the core definition of marriage is tampered with.

I think most casual Christians have failed to consider the far reaching consequences of this decision. This article explains what I mean:

http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/you-will-be-assimilated_969581.html

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I don't even know where to begin on this piece of propaganda that ironically accuses all sorts of others of exactly the same thing.

Who CARES what percentage of people are gay? Since when is equal rights supposed to be a numbers game?

Who CARES if sexual preference is genetic predisposition or a choice?

"According to a 2013 study, about half of gay marriages surveyed (admittedly, the study was conducted in San Francisco) were not strictly monogamous." Oh, a STUDY? What study? Who funded it, etc? And what, pray tell, do you claim is the accurate percentage of monogamous "non-gay" marriages? Are we still really talking about the sanctity of marriage when conservative windbags are as known for sex scandals and multiple divorces and marriages as anyone else?

America is not a theocracy. It was not founded as, nor is it, a Christian nation. Marriage in America need not be a RELIGIOUS union. Thump your book all you want, but nobody needs to prove the origin of their sexual preference to Christians. No one needs to provide to Christians a "minimum number" of citizens before those citizens should be afforded equal legal rights. And frankly, whether married couples are monogamous or not is also none of Christians' business.

This is just my first line response to this...article. If I looked back to it, I'd have a lot more to criticize but instead I'm going to finish this beer and go to bed and dream about the day when I can marry my cat. He's male though, so at least it won't be an even more sinful union.

We don't all answer to you people.


Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-07-01 10:40:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

oh man, my sentiments exactly!

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2015-07-01 04:01:03 PDT (#)
Rating: 1

OK, the SCOTUS has officially opined (5-4) that "marriage" is *not* defined as "one man and one woman". The debate is over. So, finally and at last, because (despite what the news media would have you believe) for the past 10 years this topic has been completely boring to the 70% or so of Americans who are neither gay people nor anti-gay people enough to want to impose their will on gay people, CAN YOU ALL PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT NOW!?!? Go get married, adopt kids, have nasty divorces and and get on with your lives knowing that you're full-on SCOTUS-approved, but won't you please please please stop annoying the majority of us who simply don't care about it with your non-stop whinging. Thank you.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2015-07-01 10:10:19 EDT (#)

Support for traditional marriage stems from many sources, including respect for natural law and the prudential concern that holding any line will become impossible once the core definition of marriage is tampered with.

I think most casual Christians have failed to consider the far reaching consequences of this decision. This article explains what I mean:

http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/you-will-be-assimilated_969581.html

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2015-07-01 07:01:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

OK, the SCOTUS has officially opined (5-4) that "marriage" is *not* defined as "one man and one woman". The debate is over. So, finally and at last, because (despite what the news media would have you believe) for the past 10 years this topic has been completely boring to the 70% or so of Americans who are neither gay people nor anti-gay people enough to want to impose their will on gay people, CAN YOU ALL PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT NOW!?!? Go get married, adopt kids, have nasty divorces and and get on with your lives knowing that you're full-on SCOTUS-approved, but won't you please please please stop annoying the majority of us who simply don't care about it with your non-stop whinging. Thank you.

Submitted by pen_name at 2015-06-30 21:45:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Topical.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2015-06-30 21:35:25 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Blarf.


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