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Submitted by pen_name at 2015-07-07 16:12:28 EDT
Rating: 1.75 on 4 ratings (5 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Banana Puddin' by Flak

Review: Flak's dog died. As a tribute, he wrote a loving farewell which took the harsh burial duties the family performed and juxtaposed those with brief snippets from the dog's life, from beginning to end.

There were also some parallels to Harry Potter when he buried Dobby--the "need" to bury the dog themselves, with their own hands. There's an implication that the dog deserved their personal involvement, but I'm kind of torn when it comes to that idea. Nobody buries their grandmother themselves. They pay someone else to do it. Does that mean we don't like our grandmothers enough, or are they just too heavy?

3 stars out of 4


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Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-07-08 11:32:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2015-07-08 08:32:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Well done.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2015-07-07 23:39:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pen_name at 2015-07-07 21:23:47 EDT (#)

I love submitting edits for my shit posts. It's like they matter.

Submitted by Flak at 2015-07-07 20:03:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Reverend Lovejoy:
Homer, this is really low.

Homer: Not as low as my low, low prices!

Mr. Plow