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Ubersite's POST OF THE DAY! (7/09/15)

Submitted by pen_name at 2015-07-10 00:39:16 EDT
Rating: 2.0 on 4 ratings (7 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Ubersite's POST OF THE DAY! (7/08/15) by JonnyX

Review: JonnyX really likes hosiery. And once again his stocking fetish is put on display with a stunning picture of a woman in purple undergarments. Her pose is simple: her legs entwine slightly as she stands, hand on hip, a look of lust on her countenance; the background is pink to highlight her femininity or, perhaps, just to highlight the outfit, this likely being a underwear ad.

The picture seems to be an invitation. But it's subtle. Whatever she is offering, it clearly comes at a price. It's up to the viewer to decide if they want to pay.

I can't really find a flaw per se. She is quite attractive. In my mind, however, I've decided that the crossing of her legs is the only way to her lips from sucking in her panties, her vagina being so monumentally cavernous that it creates a negative force that normally sucks all outer garments into her womb.

But there is no conclusive evidence of this.

2 1/2 stars out of 4


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Submitted by Cakes at 2015-07-18 23:38:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2015-07-10 17:34:52 EDT (#)

I think JonnyX is into a stocking fetish. But even more sinister, he's into Femdom.

He wants a stocking clad girl to whip him with a belt, paddle him, and put him in panties and stockings... quite common fetish, but having him send the same type of photos for going on 6 years now. I've conformed it. He's a submissive. haha, makes a lot of sense. I don't mind it, I new a guy in LA that was into that.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2015-07-10 17:12:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sir, you have a laser sharp appreciation of a possible faux pas. I salute your appreciation of the problems associated with pantie wearing.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-07-10 16:28:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ah, yes, Sean Young...a perfect metaphor, she's batshit crazy

Submitted by Dru M at 2015-07-10 11:08:44 EDT (#)

Guns! America! Baseball!

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2015-07-10 11:04:16 EDT (#)

Laces OUT Dan!

I loathe Jim Carrey. Curse you for making me remember that.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-07-10 10:21:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

heh, that was funny.

Where is that picture of yours from, anyways?

Hey, if you want wild bears eatin' your children and scarin' your
salmon, that's your business. But I'm not gonna take it! Who's with

-- Homer Simpson
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