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Submitted by pen_name at 2015-07-20 09:54:13 EDT
Rating: 1.12 on 8 ratings (14 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Hey uber people. I farted yesterday and, at that moment, AJ was jerking off to scat pron while apollo watched. Also, Caul used his penis to butter his bread then, as he was about to eat it, he gave it to Oathmeal who turned it down...until caul said he had buttered it with his penis and then he ate it. Sac, being the judgmental type was like "What the shit." and then apollo laughed and hung upside down from the ceiling so he could pee on his own face.

Shlongy, meanwhile was like "ugh." And he walked out to bang some golf broad who turned out to be darko in drag.

Then ETS was like "POLITICS!" and he fucked a cardboard cutout of John McCain. "YOU KNOW YOU WANTED IT!" he said, spitting on his penis because McCain was dry as fuck.

And scrap. Wow. All I can say is...eesh. Poor dog.

Did i mention that Jonnyx was the dog. I'm implying that scrap fucked jonny. And that it was a little ruff (pun)

Hey Tarka. fuck off.

Silvr. Is perk your gimp or are you just renting him so he can lap up the cum from your stable of gimps that you keep on retainer.

Hey (redacted) stop jerking off to penis puppetry; that's fuicking weird.

Allyjeans. You are a sweet young lady, and I'm sure that your hobo fisting is just a phase.

PLUS FUCKING 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Submitted by Fucking foul at 2015-07-28 10:45:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 farting and dicks

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2015-07-24 16:22:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh my! Willy this and willy that. Farts and fisting. Go on then pet, I'm shocked - oh yes I am!

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2015-07-24 09:42:31 EDT (#)

For once, I'm glad I didn't make a list.

Submitted by pen_name at 2015-07-23 17:11:19 EDT (#)

Anglo, I hate you and hope you get fisted by a syphilitic monkey. And if you're Caul, I know you already were, so we're cool.

Submitted by Anglophile at 2015-07-23 02:19:52 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-07-21 01:44:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If I am going to ingest bread buttered with a penis, it's most certainly not going to be that of Caul.

I *do* have standards.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2015-07-20 21:15:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


The rest of this sounds kind of "made up".

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2015-07-20 13:04:47 EDT (#)

+2 Namedrop, but I'm not sure why* I'm on this list.

*It's because I'm black**, isn't it.

**I'm not really black, but I identify as black, so you have to respect that***.

***No you don't, because it's not true. I identify**** as a fat white guy with a ponytail.

****Like in Logan's Run

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-07-20 10:27:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

AllyJeans sighting below!

Now if we can just get Tigerlilly to come back...

Submitted by AllyJeans at 2015-07-20 10:10:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You're just like my mom. It's not a phase! Just deal with it!

Submitted by pen_name at 2015-07-20 10:05:55 EDT (#)

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2015-07-20 10:02:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

The latter.
You mean "The Ladder." I assume your gimps are arranged on a ladder so that their peniss rest on the forehead of the gimp below. Then when they ejaculate it just drips down like those champagne towers.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2015-07-20 10:02:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

The latter.

Submitted by pen_name at 2015-07-20 09:58:14 EDT (#)

Skrap's name was misspelled. I apologize.

Submitted by pen_name at 2015-07-20 09:55:35 EDT (#)

Filename is the same as from the source. I couldn't do better.

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