lolSubmitted by pen_name at 2015-07-20 09:54:13 EDT
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Hey uber people. I farted yesterday and, at that moment, AJ was jerking off to scat pron while apollo watched. Also, Caul used his penis to butter his bread then, as he was about to eat it, he gave it to Oathmeal who turned it down...until caul said he had buttered it with his penis and then he ate it. Sac, being the judgmental type was like "What the shit." and then apollo laughed and hung upside down from the ceiling so he could pee on his own face.
Shlongy, meanwhile was like "ugh." And he walked out to bang some golf broad who turned out to be darko in drag.
Then ETS was like "POLITICS!" and he fucked a cardboard cutout of John McCain. "YOU KNOW YOU WANTED IT!" he said, spitting on his penis because McCain was dry as fuck.
And scrap. Wow. All I can say is...eesh. Poor dog.
Did i mention that Jonnyx was the dog. I'm implying that scrap fucked jonny. And that it was a little ruff (pun)
Hey Tarka. fuck off.
Silvr. Is perk your gimp or are you just renting him so he can lap up the cum from your stable of gimps that you keep on retainer.
Hey (redacted) stop jerking off to penis puppetry; that's fuicking weird.
Allyjeans. You are a sweet young lady, and I'm sure that your hobo fisting is just a phase.
PLUS FUCKING 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!