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Ubersite's LINOLEUM of the Day! (8/5/15)

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2015-08-05 16:13:32 EDT
Rating: 2.0 on 4 ratings (4 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

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Submitted by DaBeast at 2015-08-05 22:39:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You get the linoleum lederhosen and I'll strangle JoanieLovesChachi with it. Deal?

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2015-08-05 18:23:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Seems sorta linseedy to me...

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2015-08-05 17:51:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'll bite your little ass, so I will. Please remind me where?

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2015-08-05 16:24:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I bought those lederhosen on ebay.
Counterintuitively, they're quite comfortable.
Still, I overpaid. Fucking snipers.

Marge, look at me! We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty
as a Frenchman. In another few hours, I'll be dead. I can't afford
to lose your trust again.

-- Homer Simpson
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