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Submitted by DaBeast at 2015-08-10 00:33:12 EDT
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I have named my penis! You may now refer to my nether regions as "Shia LeBeouf".

That is all.


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Submitted by Tarka at 2015-08-11 02:37:31 EDT (#)

Thanks, now I know how to pronounce his name.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2015-08-10 00:51:15 EDT (#)

Sick burn, dude. Not as sick as if Shia LeBeouf called his peen0r "Da Beast", but still...

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