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NASA announces HUGE Discovery!

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2015-09-29 13:20:34 EDT
Rating: 2.0 on 1 rating (1 review) (V)

You can see skrapmetal from Mars.

Pictures from the Fag Reconnaissance Orbiter show a circular depression in his southern hemisphere measuring just over 2000 kilometers across. The crater holds a reservoir of viscous white fluid that scientists believe could support Silvrwolf for several years in the event of a future womanned expedition.

Or it might be jizz in his belly button.

Which will support Silvr for several minutes. He tends to chug that shit.

IT WILL TAKE MANY YEARS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO KNOW FOR SURE BUT SILVR HAS A KICKSTARTER LOOK UNDER SKRAP-N-FAP AND PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY


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Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2015-09-29 13:20:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

plus fucking five!


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