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A voice, coarse and quiet, whispers from the shadows. It speaks not to your ears but to your fears. It says, "grÜÜÜÜÜÜÜeBERfesssssst"

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2015-10-01 08:47:20 EDT
Rating: 2.0 on 6 ratings (9 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

The wicthing month is upon us again, bicthes! It is time for that contest we all love to hate to love - grÜeBERfest!

Getcha ghoul on, fire up the torches, pound a sixer of fresh Type A- and write something. I, your Gruemaster, will be providing a prize for the winner. What is that prize? I haven't figured it out yet but it'll be at least as awesome as the last prize I gave out, which was the hoary and vile Eyezonda Prize, won by Roadsong. How do you get to be the winner? Contrary to the usual modus operandi, this go-round I, the master of Grue, will pick the winner and zombiewalkers-up based on the merits (readability, interest, grue factor) of each post, the number of postings made by each entrant, and only partly by the ratings that each post garners.

If you want in, just post something with "grÜeBERfest" in the title and you're evil to go.


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Submitted by Ducky at 2015-10-08 12:42:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The man sitting in the chair has an expression that makes me think that he thinks that he still has some semblance of control. "I said NO Jacko! For the LAST time I will NEVER lend you my cravat. Now put the spear down this instant!"

Submitted by Linus at 2015-10-08 01:26:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Gonna throw my hat in even though I suck cocks.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2015-10-07 08:58:43 EDT (#)

I logged in so I wouldn't forget how.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2015-10-07 08:04:44 EDT (#)

Goddamn, even I had forgotten about that, domenad, and I have a pretty good memory. I guess I should make good on it somehow.

Submitted by domenad at 2015-10-06 21:58:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Here's one: SilvrWolf still owes me a CPU cooler from the time that I guessed the size of his girlfriend's boobs correctly. YES SW, I STILL REMEMBER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2015-10-05 08:37:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2015-10-03 16:32:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2015-10-02 22:38:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2015-10-01 08:47:18 EDT (#)

What do vegan zombies eat?


Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and
love our family's experienced ... well, not today. You saw what
happened. Oh, Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic family in
the universe, or what?

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