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Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2015-10-01 12:33:10 EDT
Rating: 2.0 on 1 rating (1 review) (V)

The death of ubersite is upon us, bicthes! It is time to eat.

Smoked Pussy Strips

2 lbs fresh Bear
A lot of chili powder
A lot of garlic powder
A fair bit of cum
A smaller bit of ass
Same amount of black pepper
A box of cheap red wine
Extra Virgin olive oil (heavy on the VIRGIN)
A bunch of Hickory chips.
A few sprigs of rosemary.
A meat tenderizer (use a hammer, then a fork)
Bear was 17 years old, so that's some tough pussy! You've got to tenderize the meat like it pissed you off. You cannot slam the living (dead) shit out of it too much. It's a goddamn cat, for fuck's sake. Wail on that sumbitch!!! Then stab the motherfucker like there's no tomorrow!!
Which, in Bear's case, is true!
-Season with half the spice and all of the cum.
-Place in litter box and cover with the entire box of cheap red wine.
-Cover and place in the refrigerator for 2-3 days (tenderizing and marinating in cheap red wine will break down the connective tissue and bring out the litter taste).
-Cry like a bitch on uber while you wait
-Place the old marinade in the water pan of the smoker with water. Jack off in the pan, mix to taste.
-Cut Bear into 1/4"-wide strips
-Drizzle VIRGIN olive oil and remaining spices onto Bear strips. Coat uniformly.
-Place on the smoker trays, place trays in smoker.
-Heat smoker and add Hickory chips/rosemary sprigs regularly until smoker interior temp has been 180F for at least 20 minutes. Do not allow temp to exceed 200F!
-Remove from smoker, enjoy that shit!


Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2015-10-01 12:32:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

plus fucking seven!

They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot. Boy I'd like
to smack that kid.

-- Homer Simpson
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