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Welcome to Ubersite!

Ubersite spawned a writer - Proof, below.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2015-11-23 20:30:04 EST
Rating: -0.17 on 6 ratings (8 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2013-03-29 17:28:46 EDT (#)

Not gonna lie. I'm packing 10+ ( I've been told I should be a porn star, not lying..)

I'm real, I posted a photo of my arm and a sign that "Jay peg is a pig" way back in the uber archives...

I can never show my face due to the profession I plan to go into. But, I am a real person. I am Perkman, I did blow my knee out, I was addicted to Vic's, and I have told you mostly everything I'm going through. I was in a fraternity, I am a bit of an asshole, I was and still am homeless(sleep in my car, for the last 2 1/2 months, just got my aid package, so I will have a residence once again. (yes Sage...) and not for nothing....

I think Shlongy is an asshole, but I respect him. I would do Sage (I think horses are hot), I would kick it with SgtHartmann, I thought ETS was insane but "noble"... I am a writer, and I have and will be working in Entertainment in a big capacity, and you will see my work soon.

I thank uber for that, and so you know how long I have been here, and I am real. The post that got me on uber was "BAD ASS AUSTRALIAN COWS" which was by i think, that emo looking kid. He was an awesome writer. I always thought about writing since I was a kid, reading comics, big into cartoons, and read books all the time when I was age 3-13 years old. I was a bad kid, did roll around with wanna be gangsta's, my friends have overdosed and some have died, and I was a jock in high school and in college, and I am older (late 20's), I am good looking, and I go through a lot of shit for it (the plight of the good looking.. it's a rough life for us..) haha...

I love uber, I think Bart is awesome. Also one of the scripts I'm in talks of selling is from a post of a story I did on my old uber account. If you ever read any old Perkman posts before Bart shut down uber, then you'll know which it is... if you don't... we'll someone here will see, and then they'll do a google stalking search and guess who I am... until then. I love writing, love uber. Also Jeanneee is good peoples, and I remember Jaypig's nervous breakdown... I am real, and I love uber. I am not an alter (Method couldn't hold man jock..) I am a manly man! haha


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Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2015-12-25 22:11:09 EST (#)

Wow.. Jaypig... just wow..

How is life? how is everything? hope it's going well, chubs.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2015-12-25 19:57:55 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I found this after accidentally googling my username for another site.

And yes, I came back to give you a -2die.

Fuck off.

Submitted by X54 at 2015-12-21 23:38:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy fuck this place rocks.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny at 2015-12-16 18:10:32 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Little stuck on yourself? Think you got something going? Why hide in the shadows? Reveal the man behind the veil! (i don't like guessing games.)

Submitted by apollo88 at 2015-12-13 18:53:32 EST (#)


Submitted by Method at 2015-12-09 00:22:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2015-11-24 09:12:10 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Hah!, and Double Hah!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2015-11-23 20:30:28 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Well, this certainly blew.

Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.

-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jomer