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2015 ÜberDirectory Submission

Submitted by Sage at 2015-12-08 09:10:06 EST
Rating: 1.66 on 24 ratings (50 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Sooo what's new with you all? I haven't been 'round these parts in some time.

Thought I'd post my annual submission to the Überdirectory for your viewing pleasure.

2015 can suck a dick.

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Submitted by Spam at 2016-02-08 01:59:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I approve.

Submitted by AJ at 2016-02-08 01:33:40 EST (#)

I feel like this selfie proves my sneaking suspicion that you have T-Rex arms. Mr. DeMille will see you any moment now.

Submitted by Method at 2016-02-08 00:01:14 EST (#)

Daaaaam girl, the back of yo head look ridiculous

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2016-01-28 15:06:04 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Neigh.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2015-12-26 18:58:00 EST (#)

Sis, since we were kids you've wanted attention and cock. Please ring mom, she wants to hear from yer.

Submitted by Anglophile at 2015-12-16 05:44:58 EST (#)

Doodles can't rate anyone. I read he is fucking ugly and a faggot.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2015-12-15 22:29:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Let's play doctor.

Submitted by Doodles at 2015-12-15 19:11:50 EST (#)

You're moderately attractive. I hope you enjoyed the attention. Grats on 40 reviews, that shit don't happen no mo

Submitted by Tyrone at 2015-12-15 17:38:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Dayum Shawty! Where u been gurl? I wanna get all up in dat ass nahmean

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2015-12-15 17:04:55 EST (#)

things i DON'T want to see in HD for 600, alex

Submitted by Sage at 2015-12-15 16:56:08 EST (#)

Those aren't falsies, Shlongy. I've always had long eyelashes, just wore darker eye makeup so it wasn't as obvious.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-12-15 13:30:59 EST (#)

Creepy old geezer on break from his warehouse job, below.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2015-12-14 20:13:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Now send me one without the eyelashes...for comparison purposes.

Submitted by Sage at 2015-12-13 19:57:45 EST (#)

Thanks @ below.

Which brings me to the *real* reason I'm not smiling: I didn't have my dentures in.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2015-12-13 18:34:09 EST (#)

Nice soft focus there, grandma.



Submitted by fell-8-me at 2015-12-12 17:03:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

But what's wrong with the word "panties"?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2015-12-12 13:03:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Last night when I saw this post, it was just good to see you here again and I shrugged off what I saw in your eyes.
You are smart and beautiful, things will work out.

'And I hope life, will treat you kind
And I hope that you have all
That you ever dreamed of
Oh, I do wish you joy
And I wish you happiness
But above all this
I wish you love'
~Dolly


http://youtu.be/LVt6woj-sEY

Submitted by DaBeast at 2015-12-12 03:17:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2



Sage! When you left, the relative IQ in this place dropped by a thousand points! Come back and save us from that perky bastiche misbegotten whoreson that keeps posing bullshit about how he feels. *twirls a broom and hands it to Sage* He'll be crying in the corner again from rejection. Your turn to sweep him out. Welcome back! Now get to work!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2015-12-12 01:53:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It's about time you showed up. Please post more often. There is too much testosterone here, we need some balance. Red lipstick and blond hair FTW.

Submitted by Kracka at 2015-12-11 20:35:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sage at 2015-12-11 18:19:36 EST (#)

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2015-12-11 17:58:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Let's be honest here.. If Sage had a choice of suitors to choose from in Ubersite, I would been in the running, top 3. (Oathmeal, Sico, maybe even Shlongy (the money))

But, I'd win her heart, with my charm, my wit, my massive biceps, and washboard abs... she'd ache to mate with me. To which I'd allow, only once. She'd have to earn the second time, and she'd love it.., I could love you Sage... I truly could.

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Oh dear.

Whoever wrote on the Uberboard about me crying until my mommy bought me panties, have a couple of facts... 1) I hate the word "panties"; and 2) I actually bought them myself. My mommy didn't know about the fire until like 2 months after it happened.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2015-12-11 17:58:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Let's be honest here.. If Sage had a choice of suitors to choose from in Ubersite, I would been in the running, top 3. (Oathmeal, Sico, maybe even Shlongy (the money))

But, I'd win her heart, with my charm, my wit, my massive biceps, and washboard abs... she'd ache to mate with me. To which I'd allow, only once. She'd have to earn the second time, and she'd love it.., I could love you Sage... I truly could.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-12-11 11:57:45 EST (#)

Sage, get your tail to Colorado.

Now.

Submitted by Sage at 2015-12-11 10:49:20 EST (#)

Agreed on FJ trying too hard (although if he read further down he'd know I admitted to being an old, bitter cunt who's nursing heartbreak).

Shlongy, I don't have a Facebook, so there goes the validity of the rest of your comment. I still love you though. By the way, iPhone wants to correct "Shlongy" to "siblings", which I found amusing.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-12-11 09:41:01 EST (#)

lol@facebook

Shlongy's just mad that his Cliche's fan page has been steadily losing members ever since their greatest hits double EP titled, "Commonly Used Phrases" flopped.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2015-12-10 18:55:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'd do you again. But please, stop begging.

PS; Oathmeal is a fucking idiot. He actually takes pictures from your Facebook page and does sick shit with them. No joke.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-12-10 18:10:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Trying too hard, below.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2015-12-10 18:03:10 EST (#)

You look severe, and strangely sad, like a former champion greyhound whose thighs have seen better days, adopted by a childless lesbian couple with a void in their lives, gazing across the field at a young cross-breed puppy pointlessly terrorising squirrels, while you, muzzled and meek, paw at the leaves gathered at the side of the path, wise and understanding yet still inexplicably hopeful.

Submitted by Dru M at 2015-12-10 13:15:20 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Hitting on Bret, b'low

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-12-10 12:00:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

pretty funny, below

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-12-09 15:53:34 EST (#)

Funny how it takes a sage camwhore to pry method away from his grease-laden jewelry counter long enough to come flirt on Ubersite.

Submitted by Flack at 2015-12-09 15:19:03 EST (#)

Submitted by Sage at 2015-12-09 13:03:16 EST (#)

Hahaha. Wrong, Oathy. The black "thing on the bed" is a tapered curling iron.
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Why would you masturbate with a fucking curling iron?

Submitted by Flack at 2015-12-09 15:17:19 EST (#)

Submitted by Method at 2015-12-09 00:21:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hello my little doe-eyed slut
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Wow! Haven't seen you around in a minute....

Submitted by Sage at 2015-12-09 13:04:05 EST (#)

Hot Tools is the brand, in case you feel like Googling to verify.

Submitted by Sage at 2015-12-09 13:03:16 EST (#)

Hahaha. Wrong, Oathy. The black "thing on the bed" is a tapered curling iron.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-12-09 12:52:05 EST (#)

That's an empty bottle of Smartwater, Fallen.

The dildo is that glistening, black thing on the bed.

Submitted by Sage at 2015-12-09 12:52:03 EST (#)

Don't be a perv, FALLEN. That's a bottle of water, jackass.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2015-12-09 09:24:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'd give it to Sage, doggy style, like a Gentlemen(I'd wear a top hat)

Submitted by FALLEN at 2015-12-09 08:54:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

nice to see you upgraded that potato/ etch-a-sketch hybrid camera you used to use.

only problem is now we can see that huge transparent dildo in front of the lamp. always remember to tidy up before a camwhore picture session.

Submitted by Dru M at 2015-12-09 03:17:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

That picture of Shlongy not enough for you?


Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-12-08 15:24:38 PST (#)
Rating: 2

Finally some new Uber content I can jack off to.

Submitted by Sage at 2015-12-09 01:40:19 EST (#)

Heartbreak, insomnia, and an inability to type "the", apparently.

Submitted by Sage at 2015-12-09 01:39:41 EST (#)

I'm a bitter, old cunt nursing heartbreak and insomnia. And yes, still in the two up two down. How he hell are you, Silvr?

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2015-12-09 01:35:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

WHY SO SERIOUS?



You still in the VA, or have you moved on to some new, luxurious locale?

Submitted by Sage at 2015-12-09 01:31:15 EST (#)

Dafuq, below?

Method? Damn, I'm powerful. Where have you and Hidden been...hiding?

Submitted by Method at 2015-12-09 00:21:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hello my little doe-eyed slut

Submitted by OathMeal at 2015-12-08 18:24:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Finally some new Uber content I can jack off to.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2015-12-08 15:10:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

mmm...Sagey.

Submitted by Sage at 2015-12-08 12:25:46 EST (#)

My teeth got knocked out during a gangbang with Sico, Apollo, and Oathmeal.

Don't make me edit this post to include my grill. ILL DO IT.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-12-08 10:56:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

where's the teeth?

Submitted by Dru M at 2015-12-08 09:17:52 EST (#)
Rating: -2


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