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Fake rape charges, fake news......its all the same
Welcome to Ubersite!

Best site ever!

Submitted by pen_name at 2016-02-03 22:34:25 EST
Rating: 1.5 on 14 ratings (17 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I love this place...even though it sucks hard, like a prostitute that was abandoned as a child and raised by vacuums.

So much good was created here. Now it is a place of sadness, a layover for post-orgasm masturbators before they continue their journey on to the more civilized parts of the World Wide Web.

It's time for the men of this site to release the meat now shriveling in their wet, cramping hands; for the women, to pull their fingers from their floppy tuna troughs. We need to go back to a time when we all masturbated upon arrival, and not before. To a time when everything mattered and nothing mattered.

Hits would help, of course. The major draw of this site was all the dick measuring, and how can people measure their dicks without hitdicks.

But nothing will happen. Bart has abandoned us, like that prostitute up there. He's lost on the streets of Chicago, turning tricks with classy ladies so he can pay men for butt stuff. Which is sad because there are plenty of dudes who just give away the butt stuff.

I mean, all he would have to do is go into a gay bar and get a drink and wink at a guy and he'd get all the assginer he could handle. How bad is his pitch? Even "Hey, my name is Bartholomew, want to stick it in me?" should yield some nice man tail.

Now this is going to bother me all night. Why can't Bart get free gay sex? How does he get women to pay him for sex? ugh.

Thanks, Bart.


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Submitted by Average_Dan at 2016-05-25 16:28:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That's real shit right there.

Submitted by Loren at 2016-02-15 14:51:56 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Made me smile.

Submitted by pen_name at 2016-02-11 06:19:41 EST (#)

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2016-02-09 20:43:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Taking back Ubersite, one post at a time.

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Damn straight

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2016-02-09 20:43:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Taking back Ubersite, one post at a time.

Submitted by AJ at 2016-02-08 01:31:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

<3

Submitted by Method at 2016-02-07 23:52:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Who needs Bart, we can make this place great again on our own!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2016-02-06 20:35:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2016-02-05 16:21:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"Hits would help, of course. The major draw of this site was all the dick measuring, and how can people measure their dicks without hitdic"

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2016-02-05 15:06:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Bart's not here, man.

Submitted by Spam at 2016-02-04 17:36:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Plus fucking two.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2016-02-04 17:22:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

mmmmmmm! Love the way you talk all gaydy.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2016-02-04 13:29:16 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by JoannieXY at 2016-02-04 09:09:33 PST (#)

Jonny, you're the worst alter of all. Are you Jay Pig in disguise?
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Oh Bubba, c'mon now - Have you literally run out of insults? YOUR whole alter stick here is like a soda that's gone flat - it's not even worth doing anymore. Why not post your insults under your OWN name? That's what JonnyX does.

Submitted by Dru M at 2016-02-04 12:09:33 EST (#)

Jonny, you're the worst alter of all. Are you Jay Pig in disguise?

Submitted by OathMeal at 2016-02-04 11:27:41 EST (#)
Rating: -1

"I love this place"

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Submitted by JonnyX at 2016-02-04 11:22:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

actually Perkman its because of shitty, alters, like, you.

Submitted by Yozz at 2016-02-04 00:21:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I thought of writing something like this just two hours ago. But you did it so, so much better.

Like a seasoned, well-endowed and muscled butt stuffer.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-02-03 22:45:32 EST (#)

I blame, "Silvers Wife"... when people started to "Bring spouses" on here, to comment, rate their posts, and know their thoughts, that's when this place became fake.. and hence why it's dying. I say, ban him, and his trollop.


The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III