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Submitted by OathMeal at 2016-08-31 11:45:51 EDT
Rating: 0.19 on 11 ratings (18 reviews) (Review this item) (V)


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Submitted by Dru M at 2017-02-18 06:14:38 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-02-15 12:46:22 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Nailed it, below.

Submitted by shitfuck at 2017-02-14 17:03:25 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Video was garbage. I just kept thinking who is this selfish ignorant fucking moron that thinks driving a car and making a shitty self help video at the same time is a good idea. Fuck you.

Submitted by Sage at 2016-10-13 19:40:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by JonnyX at 2016-09-09 13:08:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oafmeal...I LOLed

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2016-09-05 09:10:28 EDT (#)

Watched for 2:11 with no sound, just to admire your gloriously unkempt beard. I'll come back and watch the rest later, maybe.

Submitted by blackbear at 2016-09-03 15:42:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

alright, i watched it. not bad. ok, im going outside now....or am i? nah, i'll just make some origami.

Submitted by blackbear at 2016-09-03 15:34:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

nah, no need for any of that. like i said, i appreciate your effort to help your fellow man. i just stopped watching when you started telling me to pretend i didn't exist, like i was dead. i thought wtf? and turned it off. but fuck it, i'll pick up from there right now and watch.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2016-09-03 15:27:07 EDT (#)

Blackbear, I can't tell if that's a slight against depressed people or not.

If it is, you're kind of a douche for picking on those clearly down on themselves already. Surely there's a more fitting target for you...perhaps, say, stage 4 cancer patients?

Submitted by blackbear at 2016-09-02 22:58:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

30 seconds into it, and i appreciate the effort to help your fellow man. fuck it, i'll watch the whole thing.

The magic bullet is.... GOD

Alright I tried, but I couldn't watch the whole thing.
Seems Oathmeal has a similar problem to Perkman... just posting for attention? nah, this seems like a cool dude, as beards generally are cool, he doesn't seem to care how many people view his youtube posts, he's doing it for himself, it's like a journal. but only depressed people keep journals, the rest of us go interact with other humans. and ubersite doesn't count.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2016-09-02 14:03:01 EDT (#)

Pay no attention to Perky, Shlongy. That's just the super rabies talking.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-09-02 13:03:28 EDT (#)

Shlongy, you're like that asshole father where someone gets an A, and you lament why it's not an A+. Hahaha you're a dick,but a necessary one.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-09-01 13:52:37 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You're truly going to save the world; Or at least, try and save some of the 41 people that, on average, peruse your videos.

Side note: What makes you think that anyone gives a shit about your take on this topic?

Submitted by OathMeal at 2016-09-01 12:26:20 EDT (#)

Shlongy this video was basically made for you.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-09-01 10:42:29 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

LOL...Thanks for the "tips" on life, Professor Shitforbrains.

Also, STFU.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2016-09-01 08:40:01 EDT (#)

fistbump silvr

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2016-08-31 15:41:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


And is that grey hair in your ginger face Brillo, homie? Fuck, we're getting old.

Whatever. I liked the video. I don't know that you're offering a cure-all or anything, but any exercise in self-awareness usually produces positive results. Thanks for posting it.

Submitted by Tormentos at 2016-08-31 13:06:39 EDT (#)

Today sucks on Uber. First Porkman shitposts and now Oafmeal period posts.

Homer: The secret ingredient is --

Moe: Homer, no!

Homer: Cough syrup! Nothing but plain, ordinary, over-the-counter
children's cough syrup!

Flaming Moe's