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Those November Boy's be Crazy...

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-10-10 21:10:51 EDT
Rating: 0.16 on 6 ratings (9 reviews) (Review this item) (V)


Please listen to this while you read... Drake- "Look What you've done"...


Those, "November boy's be crazy..."

I recall my aunt saying that, with her southern drawl, coming out of her mouth, as the peach cobbler' flew out of her mouth, with little tastes of juices and sugary fruit, comes out of her. My mother laughed, as she had me there, at only 6 years old, covered in mud, dirt, with crickets and a frog in my pocket.

My mother laughed, a hearty cute laugh, as she kissed me on the cheek, and sent me on my way with a swat to my bottom. As I heard her say to my auntie, "Perkman, just loves adventure"...

It's all those years ago, and I'm still that kid, still wild, crazy, and brazen. I guess sometimes you are just whom you are. It took me a while to find my purpose, and my place in this life... Some people find it at 18 years old, others at 25, for me it was a bit later.
Now I find myself, in meetings, with people that have worked with "so and so", or this guy, or that guy, meeting celebs, and people I never really thought I'd see... It's surreal.

I sometimes think of a couple old flames of mine, I always think, "I could be married now" with her, and her, or her... and I lament when times get tough, maybe I should have done that... but while I'm a bit tipsy, walking down sunset blvd, with a bit of Fireball in me, sometimes I switch it up with Captain Morgan, and I look over the Hollywood Hills, I giggle a bit, sometimes I sigh.., "Who have thought, a guy that used to walk to school, with no car, on a dirt road, next to horse farms back home, is now drinking with people, that own the world, over-looking the city of Hollywood?".

All my friends that have received my insane texts, and stupid phrases, and laughed, and sent me back acknowledgement, or the ones that haven't left me on this journey.. Thanks. Even Ubersite, can be part of that, it's been a least a decade or so of writing, and now people are reading my scribble, and wanting to invest in my projects... surreal...

I guess I'm glad I was that boy, running in the river, and catching frogs, and seeing the other side across the lake... Jump in the pool, with leeches and swim across, just to see... I guess that'll always be me.

I want to thank my mom, she has dealt with a lot with this crazy son she had, and my family...

"I guess November boy's are crazy..."


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Submitted by apollo88 at 2016-11-29 19:42:15 EST (#)

Thanks for the potato cam picture of the shitty end of sunset, asshole.

Now I know from google maps which shitty $200/week flop house you are infesting.

I have an old iphone 5s lying around here, do you want it? It'll be a massive upgrade from that 3Gs you took that pic with.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-10-11 18:24:33 EDT (#)

Blackbear- I'm playing what's called in business "long ball", not short hand. Smart people own shit, dumb people work for people that own shit... I'll gladly take a couple years making 60,000 a year, to eventually make million's... but that's me, do you, not hate, just congrats on my side, buddy.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-10-11 18:17:32 EDT (#)

blackbear- Who say's I'm broke?

Submitted by blackbear at 2016-10-11 17:14:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You're proud of walking down the street drunk, being completely broke?

"Hanging out" with celebrities is the high point of your life??

Write back when you've boned one of the hot ones. Include naked pics of her.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-10-11 15:11:26 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Was she the one that passed along the horseshit use of grammar and punctuation to you? If so, she's an idiot, too.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2016-10-11 07:46:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

It's October.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2016-10-10 22:44:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hollywood Nights...

Submitted by St.Giles at 2016-10-10 21:23:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I'm the village idiot, but here's one for the Captain Morgan.

Hey, if you want wild bears eatin' your children and scarin' your
salmon, that's your business. But I'm not gonna take it! Who's with

-- Homer Simpson
Much Apu About Nothing