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Whores On Wheels

Submitted by RoadSong at 2016-10-26 12:31:32 EDT
Rating: 1.28 on 8 ratings (9 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Big Oak Flat residents are begging to get the Larry Flynt mobile strip club to visit their village. We have no fast food, no bowling alley, no movie theater, and no fast women that are not worn out crack whores. We NEED entertainment up here K?


We are being discriminated against because there are only 200 of us suspender wearing hillbillies, most with no teeth and boots caked with cow shit. LARRY PLEASE send the wildass beauties up here, that we may gaze upon them while they slither and gyrate around on the pole?


The “Hustler Club Truck” makes its rounds most Friday and Saturday nights, down in the big cities. Just ONE pole dancer would be a blessing beyond measure up here, even for a fleeting glimpse. We PROMISE not to fling peanuts or half knawed chicken bones at the babes. Gold nuggets, we will shower the strippers with gold. We may not have pole dancers up here, we DO have gold.


Hell Larry, just send the damn truck! The art painted on the sides is HOT! Better drive slow when in this neighborhood, locals have not seen the likes of the Hustler babes, and the live action could give a few of these geezers a cardiac episode. Full-length windows-OH YESSS.. gyrating humping strippers pole dancing-OH YESSS...

Please send the truck Larry, the entire village will vote for you if you decide to run for public office again. FLYNT FOR PREZ.


“You can see it from a mile away.” Really Larry? A MILE away? SEND THE DAMN TRUCK LARRY YOU RICH PORN KING BASTARD!! Sure man, you are used to fab scantily clad women, we have to drive up to Rainbow Pool in summer to gawk at the French tourists sun bathing topless. Have a heart Larry.

The stripper truck would be a great improvement here. We are tired of Amanda, who only flashes her boobs in exchange for a TIT of crack..

A call to Hustler Club San Francisco requesting the stripper truck for a party at my house was not returned on Monday.


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Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2017-09-23 03:57:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 to offset the sphincter known as shitfuck.

Submitted by Brandy99 at 2017-06-02 00:22:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by shitfuck at 2017-02-10 01:15:06 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Is your gay uncle in the back of that stripper truck or wat????

Shlongy wants to know.

Submitted by Sage at 2016-12-06 22:37:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Twztedtale at 2016-10-28 12:15:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2016-10-28 12:06:54 EDT (#)

Elloo Amy!

Submitted by Twztedtale at 2016-10-28 02:00:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Yozz at 2016-10-26 20:16:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Pure Gold.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2016-10-26 16:37:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 strippers

Oooh ... maca-ma-damia nuts.

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