So, anyone else a little worried about ol' Perky?Submitted by apollo88 at 2016-11-29 21:56:05 EST
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I came over to Uber just now to see what was going on.
Seems to be the same old shit of JonnyX and Bubba having their inane old man fight, spam (as well as the odd comment from Spam), and Perkman.
Perkman was kind of just background noise when Uber was popular. Now he's like the number one poster on here, which is kinda funny really. I mean of course by frequency not quality.
His schtick has always been 'I'm soon to be a successful <insert career of the week here>' whether that was baseball (originally), law, medicine, baseball again, etc., etc., fucking etc.
However, clicking through his recent posts it is clear that whilst in reality he is living in a dumpster off Sunset handing his crayola written 'script' to anyone in a suit who passes by - in his head he is having coffee house meetings with producers, has a mentor who considers him his muse and earns $200,000 per week, has got super-AIDS from a racoon, and got a call out of the blue from Mr. Big who was turning his limo round right there on the freeway to come lavish him with contracts.
Meanwhile his writing becomes less and less coherent, Slivrwolf lazily toys with him whilst swirling bourbon into his hand hewn goblet and his response to that is to throw out the same three baseless insults in random order - most of them referring to JonnyX.
I think our little background, whiter than white noise, is now a beeeeeeeeeping CO2 detector with a low battery at 2am. I.e., difficult to ignore the cry for help.
Guys, he admits to trying to MAKE FRIENDS ON UBERSITE.
In late 2016.
I personally have made some very good friends on Ubersite but that was like, 13 years ago. BB.
It's sad and I'm worried that my alter is gonna kill himself.