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Submitted by Fucking foul at 2016-12-09 20:11:11 EST
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Submitted by Pubis at 2017-02-15 19:43:32 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Well chosen pic name

Submitted by shitfuck at 2017-02-10 00:55:52 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Made me think.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-02-06 10:58:08 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Jr. Chemist, below.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2017-02-05 09:36:26 EST (#)
Rating: 1

This site still exists for the playground below. Kind of embarrassed to have visited it, but I was entertained.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-12-12 10:57:56 EST (#)

It's just a typo. No harm, no fucking foul.

PS: Turd burglar, below.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2016-12-11 23:21:38 EST (#)

I like how 'pullo pretends to pretend to be Perk. Transparent cunt.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2016-12-11 16:57:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Excellent submission old chap. I rather like the responses it engendered from Mr P and his Mr S..

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-12-10 22:19:08 EST (#)

Take responsibility Silvr, that's it. Be working class about it, and apologize to her. Some of those insults that were directed at me, were from you. That's the truth. I just defended her honor and taste, like any " real man" would.

Submitted by Sage at 2016-12-10 14:01:45 EST (#)

Oh, that makes sense. I was confused. Carry on, then.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2016-12-10 12:30:22 EST (#)


Submitted by apollo88 at 2016-12-10 12:30:15 EST (#)

lol i got right under silvrs skin.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2016-12-10 11:54:50 EST (#)

I was going to be done with this, but someone needs to straighten out your facts. All I did was suggest, on a post, meeting up with Sage for drinks. Someone on the Uberboard trolled you and said I was moving on her, and you've been taking the bait every time and having a conniption fit ever since. So, no, I didn't "bring her into this narative". Someone else did. I know you think you're saving face by blaming it all on me, but all it's doing is showing your ugly side and a lack of accountability for your part in this, integrity and truth be damned.

You've been here ten years and STILL you get fooled and caught up every time someone trolls you. You make it so easy for them. As much as I've enjoyed being a part of that at times, I fear it's doing you real, tangible psychological harm. I've never seen someone take random people's words so seriously. Your need to defend and immaturely lash out at every perceived slight is unnecessary and unhealthy. For someone who is so handsome and successful and going straight to the top, you are chronically insecure and our fucking with you has made it much, much worse. For my part in fostering that, I apologize.

But it's time for you to let this go, homie. If Sage wants an apology from me, she can demand it and it'll be given.

That apology will never come as a result of a man who doesn't even know what he's talking about demanding it from me. You've been slamming my wife's looks for months (with one unimaginative insult, ad nauseam) and you want to preach about honor and taste? Do you realize how bad that makes you look? As a matter of fact, you've demonstrated an uncanny ability to accuse someone of something here and then turn around and do the very same thing yourself, often in the next paragraph. Hypocrisy is not a good look, no matter how you accessorize it.

That said, I'm going to drop this now. I'm also going to leave you alone for a while because this thing has really taken a toll on you. It's made you even less coherent than usual and way more paranoid than a site with 5 or 6 people ever should. I mean, damn, you seriously think that every uberboard comment is from me and think this is all about you. You even attributed the WME comment to me. It's pure silliness and I'm putting an end to it. So, yeah, I fucked up by bashing you relentlessly all this time and you fucked up here by blaming me for shit that I never did. Those are the facts, man. Let's see if you're a man of your word.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-12-10 00:37:49 EST (#)

Silvr- You know you're wrong. You won't admit it. You threw her in the narrative, not me. Basically to the "Sharks of Uber", and they ate, and feasted, and added on their own narrative, and based off that, I felt the need to let her know about her safety. People on the internet, are crazy, don't you know?

Maybe I was a bit blunt, maybe not. All those posts sounded like they came from you, regardless. You fucked up, you apologize. Simple. Quit trying to blame me, for you spilling milk in the first place.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2016-12-10 00:33:59 EST (#)

You're "manly" and you don't deflect, yet you still don't see any problem with telling a woman she's going to be raped? Very telling. I'm not the one speaking for her on her tastes in men, trying to stop her from going to get drinks with someone (because they're ugly, no less) or unnecessarily defending the honor of someone who hasn't been dishonored, especially when she neither asked for you to white knight for her nor is she incapable of defending herself. You're all class, hero.

And since all you seem to do is focus on my education, my wife's size, my socioeconomic status, and recently, my looks (which curiously came about immediately after the possibility of drinks with Sage), do you really think you have any standing to talk about tearing others down to make yourself feel big? Nothing illustrates for people your manliness and honor like blatant hypocrisy.

You're looking very silly here, Perkman. It's kind of sad, really. I'm going to ease up on burning you so much on your posts. They seem to have really taken a toll on you. I hope you find your peace soon. Have a good night.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-12-10 00:11:59 EST (#)

Silvr- You started the narrative, used her in your insults, and in your stupidity. You owe her an apology. All I did was defend her honor, and taste. She'd never touch you, and to imply she would, or use her as a pun in your joke, is despicable. Take responsibility. That's what men do.

I'm pretty manly, if I fucked up, I'd admit it, and not deflect. You started the tornado, trying to get "uber points" coming at me, which is your schitck, though, no one here will remember you, or care for you... I digress. Your life truly is this lonely, and pathetic, for being so "rich" your sure on uber, about 24/7 everyday.. I'm here to write, and try out idea's, you haven't written anything in months, maybe years (no one knows, or cares, since no one reads you), but you're here all the same, starting drama, trying to feel "big" off someone you don't even know... It's pathetic.. I'd say get some "mental help", but with your job title, and socio-economic status... don't think you can afford it. Blame Trump, he's getting rid of Obamacare...

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2016-12-10 00:00:37 EST (#)

I dragged her name through the mud? At what point did I do any such thing? Get real, homie, and stop trying to deflect and save face. Now YOUR name? I've been dragging that around like I'm competing in a monster truck rally.

And I know it helps your delusional narrative here, but exactly four comments on the uberboard are mine and none of them involving anything disparaging about Sage. You've been trolled, hard, and you bought it, hook, line and sinker.

If anything, the only one owing an apology here is the classless, boorish lout who told a young lady that she was going to be sexually assaulted. For fuck's sake, man, have you no decency?

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-12-09 23:28:13 EST (#)

Bro, I'm good apologize to Sage. You dragged her name through the mud.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2016-12-09 23:01:53 EST (#)

You just can't help yourself, can you, son? Didn't they teach you how to be a gentleman at your top 14 university? All these flavors and you choose to be salty.

Would your fragile fee-fees be soothed if I apologized to you? I seem to be causing you a great deal of distress these days.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-12-09 22:46:53 EST (#)

I haven't wven been here all day( at wprk) I come back and Silvr has every uberboard phrase about me, and " you and him" insanity. I think he's mental with no friends in the real world.. insane.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2016-12-09 22:33:56 EST (#)

Sage, I made a joke about taking you out for drinks and Perk's been positively apoplectic at the idea. Apparently others have jumped in to take the piss with him and he's been busy calling my wife fat ever since. Now he's claiming I'll rape you? Classy fellow, that one. I have no idea why he's so threatened by a married man wanting to go out for drinks with a long time acquaintance, but there it is, in black and white.

It's Uber, so I guess it's normal.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2016-12-09 22:16:39 EST (#)

Submitted by Sage at 2016-12-09 21:33:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What the hell is going on with the Uberboard?

I have no idea. It could be one person arguing with himself.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-12-09 21:44:22 EST (#)

Silvr, plans to slip something in your drink, most likely rape you( or put you on awkward positions, or touch your suggestively, to try and make me jealous ( as if, that's a thing with you. He's retarded ( Serf education)). But I don't fret, if he even tried it. Oathy would murder him, in a roid raged stupor.. point being, watch your drinks, drinking with him. haha

Submitted by Sage at 2016-12-09 21:33:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What the hell is going on with the Uberboard?

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2016-12-09 20:56:33 EST (#)

I just really like Googling things.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2016-12-09 20:23:05 EST (#)

I don't know, but we need to make a verb form of it.

And what possessed you to look that up, anyway?

See you in hell, candy boys!!

-- Homer Simpson
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