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Malheureusement il est maintenant treize jours

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2017-02-10 16:49:54 EST
Rating: -0.81 on 9 ratings (15 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Yes it is. 13 days since the last post. The decline is now profound. Kick me to bits if you want if you want, wittily expostulate antipathy, I care not a toss, but I do think it's fucking sad.

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Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2017-06-26 16:36:37 EDT (#)

Roadsong, my hero you, I would love to publish something original, witty and quite Oscar Wildish. Alas, poor Yorick, my pen does scoff at my bidding and derides my talent. As a side issue I visited once the grave of Oscar W. at the Père Lachais cemetery in Paris. The grave has on top of it a huge statue of a posing male figure. It is rumoured that the custodian of the cemetery hacked off the statues rock hard penis in a fit of moral outrage. Thankfully we multide of visitors and supplicants since this outrage occurred, have been able to pay homage with the laying of rouge coloured lips on the cold stone.
At this point I should have attached a photo of said statue to my post, to cement my bid for credit, as a true Uber poster. Malheureusement my dexterity on the i-pad was sadly lacking. Never mind, if any one is even remotely interested, please feel free to Google the photo's. My lips were planted just to the right facing of the desecrated and sadly missed appendage.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2017-06-25 18:40:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Votre tour aux publications eh?

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2017-04-21 04:04:37 EDT (#)

Salutations Blackbear. My hope is that merriment, revelry and contentment walk with you on life's meandering trail.

Submitted by blackbear at 2017-04-20 19:31:23 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

not you bestmate, there apparently was some actual spam below that message, but just as i predicted, it has been deleted.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2017-04-20 15:56:59 EDT (#)

Blackbear, you cuddly little tiddler, you. Yes indeed, a frothy repost, frothy just as I like. Never mind me, I cannot stop myself expressing affection! Xx

Submitted by blackbear at 2017-04-05 00:48:45 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

ah yes, the spammers, there's one below.... im sure bart is busy banning them as he sees them

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2017-03-02 17:35:29 EST (#)

RoadSong, old chap, I'm not complaining but lamenting. I mourn the passing of an era when Uber was as it's moniker implies. I did enjoy regularly reading the witty, erudite, certainly crude, musings of the happy bunch that frequented this site. I admit that rarely have I contributed, finding the frothiness and originality difficult to replicate, much less to surpass. I have particularly enjoyed the meaningless insults, the bitterness and the aimless anger. Contributors who tried to surpass with insults of a particularly colourful nature were and are my tiddlers of choice, with frequent reference to blood, puke and all manner of bodily fluids. Insult away my friends, revel in your revile, give forth to excess, make Uber great again, plum the depths, exude your hate.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2017-02-28 16:06:46 EST (#)

Have you considered WRITING instead of complaining?

Submitted by Dru M at 2017-02-18 06:05:50 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-02-14 09:34:09 EST (#)
Rating: -2

So, what?

Submitted by Pubis at 2017-02-13 16:41:23 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You've made it worse

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2017-02-12 16:51:41 EST (#)

Blackbear old chap, if you are farting blood the chances are you have a black bowel disorder. Get it seen to, we would miss you if you died in excruciating agony.

Submitted by shitfuck at 2017-02-10 23:16:56 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Your math is wrong it's been over ten years since there was a quality post on this godforsaken disaster of a site.

Submitted by Tormentos at 2017-02-10 18:55:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Vielen Dank für die Buchung nicht über Politik. Ich bin krank zu Tode der Politik.

Submitted by blackbear at 2017-02-10 18:20:05 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I fart blood into your mouth

Rock 'n' Roll had become stagnant. `Achy Breaky Heart' was seven years
away. Something had to fill the void, and that something was barbershop.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Barbershop Quartet