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Submitted by Pubis at 2017-03-07 18:55:24 EST
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Today I woke up with morning wood and the scent of my own nightly farts.

It made me wonder if methane was aphrodisiac so I poured lighter fluid on a cloth and started huffing.

I passed out only to wake up without a hard on (?).

My experiment left me more confused but I still knew for a fact, that Perkman's essays suck ass.


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Submitted by Linus at 2017-04-25 22:01:52 EDT (#)
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Saving Ubersite, one shitpost at a time.

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shut up, fag (too much penis)

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Marge: Maybe it'll turn out that he was innocent all along.

Homer: Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge. I was there ... the clown's
G-I-L-L-T-Y.

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