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Here's a picture of my watch. It's a nice watch.

Submitted by Director at 2017-03-15 12:15:54 EDT
Rating: -0.29 on 10 ratings (15 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Sometimes I play with my ying-yang while wearing it. You know. Jerkin' the Gherkin. Pounding the pud. Spankin' the Monkey.

Chicks dig it.

I had a bologna sandwich yesterday.

Do you ever wonder why we don't all just buy a used RV and travel the country? I think we should all buy a used RV and travel the country. We'd all be a lot happier.

I guess Shlongy can afford a NEW RV. Because, you know. Jewish.

All those freckles are from years of surfing and working outside and being of Irish descent. My arm hair is shiny orange in the sunlight. Orangutan descent?

(GOD FORBID I SAY I'M F'IN IRISH. THE FREAKIN' EUROS HAVE A COMPLETE BREAKDOWN IF AN AMERICAN SAYS THAT...OF ALL THE THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT IN THE WORLD...SHEEEEEESH.)

Dog hair sucks.




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Submitted by Anglophile at 2017-04-15 10:15:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

urp

Submitted by blackbear at 2017-04-05 01:05:49 EDT (#)

wow, the spammers here are of high intelligence. bart has breeded the highest quality of spammers. how did he do that? I MUST LEARN.

Submitted by ClubbedSeal at 2017-03-24 19:52:34 EDT (#)

lol @ spam below
How many hits do u get on Uber nowadays?

Submitted by Director at 2017-03-23 11:10:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wow. You're such a clever boy. You suck and your mamma. Your originality in the insult arena is astonishing.

I'd tell you to go fuck yourself but I wouldn't wish fucking you on anyone. Not even you.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2017-03-21 14:19:29 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Not as hard as your mother.

Submitted by Director at 2017-03-21 09:54:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

NO, YOU SUCK! So there.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2017-03-21 07:49:56 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Your watch sucks.

Submitted by Tormentos at 2017-03-17 08:00:39 EDT (#)

Pocket watches for me. I'm apparently magnetic or something because wristwatches last about 2 weeks. I told my little cousin I have a collection of PokeWa. Knowing he was into PokeMon Go, I was hoping he knew enough of the PokeMon backstory to get the joke. But he did not, so it was too much of a stretch for his undeveloped brain to make. The best jokes are the ones you have to explain to a 9yo.

Submitted by ClubbedSeal at 2017-03-16 19:13:12 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

BestMate2 = Director

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2017-03-16 17:36:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yeh, great watch. Thanks for sharing.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-03-16 09:53:08 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

A new low!

Submitted by apollo88 at 2017-03-15 20:02:26 EDT (#)

lol

Submitted by ClubbedSeal at 2017-03-15 15:49:56 EDT (#)

Final stage of HIV will give you skin cancer.

Submitted by Director at 2017-03-15 12:59:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Kicker. Of. All. Ass.

Submitted by Dru M at 2017-03-15 12:27:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


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