Here's a picture of my watch. It's a nice watch.Submitted by Director at 2017-03-15 12:15:54 EDT
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Sometimes I play with my ying-yang while wearing it. You know. Jerkin' the Gherkin. Pounding the pud. Spankin' the Monkey.
Chicks dig it.
I had a bologna sandwich yesterday.
Do you ever wonder why we don't all just buy a used RV and travel the country? I think we should all buy a used RV and travel the country. We'd all be a lot happier.
I guess Shlongy can afford a NEW RV. Because, you know. Jewish.
All those freckles are from years of surfing and working outside and being of Irish descent. My arm hair is shiny orange in the sunlight. Orangutan descent?
(GOD FORBID I SAY I'M F'IN IRISH. THE FREAKIN' EUROS HAVE A COMPLETE BREAKDOWN IF AN AMERICAN SAYS THAT...OF ALL THE THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT IN THE WORLD...SHEEEEEESH.)
Dog hair sucks.