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What does it mean?

Submitted by Pubis at 2017-04-05 16:21:31 EDT
Rating: -0.5 on 7 ratings (12 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

If the end result of life is death, what's the point of living, I ask.

Isn't life kinda like staring blankly at a progress bar while you're downloading porn? (I have dial-up, I am poor).


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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2017-05-19 10:01:11 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

'So deep and funny all at the same time!' - you, when you wrote and posted this sitting in your 3 day old undies. Most likely

Submitted by Linus at 2017-04-25 22:03:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

uh ok

Submitted by RoadSong at 2017-04-16 14:35:27 EDT (#)

I died once. Consciousness goes on.

Submitted by ClubbedSeal at 2017-04-07 18:12:50 EDT (#)

I should try to "write", Director.

Teach me.

Submitted by Director at 2017-04-07 12:45:49 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Shut the fuck up, Froggy.

Submitted by bart at 2017-04-06 23:45:39 EDT (#)

Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar eats you.

Submitted by blackbear at 2017-04-06 08:45:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

and also, dicks fuck pussies and also assholes.

Submitted by blackbear at 2017-04-06 08:44:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

We'll answer this by talking about dreams. What is the point of a dream?

In a dream, you don't know that you are "God". The concept of dreaming and god never even enters your mind. However, being in the dream is important, because your real body in the real world is repairing itself. Meanwhile you are giving yourself feedback based on the events that are happening in your life. Metaphorical dream language. For example the other night I had a dream relating 3 concepts, driving, fighting, and smoking weed. i don't know where i'm going with this.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-04-06 08:31:43 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

TLDR

Submitted by ClubbedSeal at 2017-04-05 19:53:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Tormented" soul below.

We exist because we jerk off into pussies.

Submitted by Tormentos at 2017-04-05 19:37:16 EDT (#)

We all walk a road that ends at a grave. The point is to try to not make the walk worse for the others traveling with you by shitting on the road or digging holes that make the walk harder. You might even find it in you to pick up some litter or plant a nice shade tree or something to make the walk a little more pleasant for those who will one day pass by where you are now. So what if the road ends? At the end you're gone but the road is still there. Maybe it's a little better for what you did in the time you spent walking it.

Whisky philosophy.


Submitted by Fucking foul at 2017-04-05 17:04:39 EDT (#)

There's no point. Go jerk off some more.


You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly
-- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to
turn off your set now. C'mon, I dare you. Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock!
Chicken!

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III