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Simple Pleasures

Submitted by RoadSong at 2017-05-30 12:10:13 EDT
Rating: 0.66 on 3 ratings (6 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

A multitude of bees can tell the time of day, calculate the geometry of the sun's position, argue about the best location for the next swarm. Bees do a lot of close observing of other bees; maybe they know what follows stinging and do it anyway.
~Lewis Thomas~

Dolly Parton
I Will Always Love You

If I should stay
I would only be in your way
So I'll go, but I know
I'll think of you each step of my way
And I will always love you
I will always love you
Bitter-sweet memories
That's all I am taking with me
Good-bye, oh, please don't cry
We both know that I'm not
What you need
But I will always love you
I will always love you
And I hope life, will treat you kind
And I hope that you have all
That you ever dreamed of
Oh, I do wish you joy
And I wish you happiness
But above all this
I wish you love
I will always love you


*My photo my Hollyhock*



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Submitted by RoadSong at 2017-06-04 15:15:22 EDT (#)

You are correct, this is not standard or acceptable Uber fare. I was feeling meloncholy and this post reflects it. I meandered into the land of sappy sot and will try and do better with my next post..
I regret calling you a faggot.
You are quite obviously purebred asshat.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2017-06-02 16:16:03 EDT (#)

Tit for tat faggot!

Submitted by ClubbedSeal at 2017-06-02 06:00:43 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

If i want quotes and flowers i ll open FB, faggot

Submitted by FALLEN at 2017-06-01 08:07:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Pubis at 2017-05-31 14:06:31 EDT (#)

Dolly Parton has large tits

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2017-05-30 16:30:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Loved it, cheered me up. No idea why, but it did.

Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this. Behind
every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was one
president of Algeria.

Homer: C'mon, pal, I don't want to hear your life story! Paw me.

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