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Ubersite is an embarassment

Submitted by Pubis at 2017-08-24 21:38:59 EDT
Rating: 0.66 on 3 ratings (9 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

"Not enough traffic data"

How can you get such low traffic with Uber in your URL?

We want hits & comments & arguments...basically old Uber. Not fucking Perkman's posts.

Bart Clifone, please act.
Some basic marketing strategy would surely help.

How much is this domain worth at this point anyway?


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Submitted by Fucking foul at 2017-09-06 14:20:29 EDT (#)

It was way better back in ye olden dayes of 2004 when I joined. It was still embarrassing then though. I married someone I met on here just so I would never have to explain Uber to an outsider.

Submitted by blackbear at 2017-09-05 19:53:08 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

this site has always sucked ass, as do the people who frequent it.

Submitted by tech-junkie at 2017-09-02 14:13:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

True, I miss the ubersite of 2004-2006 (re 16 y olds, anybody?).

Submitted by Pubis at 2017-08-30 20:48:24 EDT (#)

Didnt u have some sort of song Foamy?

Submitted by Captain_Foamy at 2017-08-25 19:40:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Bring Captain Foamy back

Submitted by RoadSong at 2017-08-25 12:08:52 EDT (#)

We could get off our asses and write again?
We could invite some new writers here?

My iPad is crowing like a rooster at dawn. Some alarm I suppose. WTF

Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-08-25 10:20:35 EDT (#)

"We want hits & comments & arguments...basically old Uber. Not fucking Perkman's posts. "

No, we really don't.

Actually, being in the top 2,318,800 seems like a pretty good deal. Habuaahahaaaaa

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2017-08-25 08:29:32 EDT (#)

Even if we could get traffic up, the only arguing anyone would do would be over some shitty cat memes.

No one seems to write more than a sentence or even have their own thoughts anymore. YouTube comments are nicer than Uber at this point.

Let's be honest with ourselves: the few that remain here are essentially on death watch for the site.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2017-08-24 23:01:31 EDT (#)

You're fortunate for the Perkman posts.. ungrateful.


You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better
than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and
your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!
You make me sick!

-- Homer Simpson
Dead Putting Society