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RE: Roll Call

Submitted by messmind at 2017-09-22 09:22:54 EDT
Rating: 1.0 on 16 ratings (27 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Hi there Ubersite ,

Many of the winners in our sweepstake
failed to participate, and now they might
lose their chance in our fabulous sweepstake
with magnificent prices . (list will be published soon)

So without further ado , post your name , or
send an email to https://itsatrp.com/rabbits
so we can reserve your prize...

All the people on this list MUST must react before sept 29th, or
they will be removed from our maillist ;)

Its actually just one long anagram - 500 +2s for the first person to find out where I hid Director's body.bmp
Its actually just one long anagram - 500 +2s for the first person to find out where I hid Director's body.bmp

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Submitted by Dru M at 2018-03-20 18:42:34 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Whore of Babylon at 2018-03-14 20:55:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't even remember which email is tied to my old account. Apparently not any of the ones I can still access. Thanks for the shout out.


Submitted by LittleMonster at 2018-03-11 21:47:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think I'm late to the party..

Submitted by ASO at 2017-11-27 20:54:37 EST (#)

How the fuck did I end up making it onto this postcard?

This is the honor of a lifetime.

Thank you to all the little people, below.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2017-11-25 07:40:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

The BOSH man! Gets his own line in a postcard!!

Submitted by Dru M at 2017-10-13 16:15:57 EDT (#)

Truth below

Submitted by apollo88 at 2017-10-13 12:15:21 EDT (#)

isn't it pathetic how Brett sticks his poverty stricken ginger face into things?

not one person on this site likes him, it's always been that way, yet he is the most active person on here.

i actually feel worse for him than I do perkman. At least perky wants to be someone, he just has no idea how to go about it.

Brett has been ostracised from town to town, still hasn't managed to get a career, wife, or home - yet jumps on here to call Scourge, wait for it... 'fat'.

Dude is a 40 year old busker who can barely afford the cricket wireless 1gb data plan to get on here to call people fat.


Nearly everyone else on here has moved on, grown up, developed as human beings. Contributed to society, supporting families.

Brett? The only thing he's developed is herpes.

Submitted by scourge at 2017-10-05 17:25:46 EDT (#)

or since we both know you're just an obsessive loud mouthed pussy, why don't you go ahead and put the bullet in your skull that anyone who has ever interacted with you knows is inevitably coming?

Submitted by scourge at 2017-10-05 17:24:46 EDT (#)

...make me?

Submitted by OathMeal at 2017-10-05 11:42:18 EDT (#)

@below Shut the fuck up you fat slob

Submitted by scourge at 2017-10-04 23:49:12 EDT (#)

Did I win this contest or what? And what's the prize?

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2017-10-03 10:43:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I've never been good with Uber deadlines...

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2017-10-01 15:33:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

What is my prize?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2017-10-01 14:58:31 EDT (#)

Perhaps it is time for a post.


Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2017-09-27 20:51:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

send apollo's to #34XL Noggin Lane

Submitted by apollo88 at 2017-09-27 19:16:19 EDT (#)

plz send prize via drone

Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-09-27 18:34:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

LOLage, below.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2017-09-27 13:45:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I certainly don't want to be removed from any mail lists now do I?
+1 for the PSA and +1 for Shlongy.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2017-09-26 18:29:30 EDT (#)

Whatsup hoors

Submitted by Yozz at 2017-09-25 18:14:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


As happy as it makes me to finally get some credit around here, dont touch my shit. Get your goddamn filthy hands off of my PURE GOLD.

Just kidding.

Not really. Get fucked.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2017-09-25 09:30:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Name drop auto +2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2017-09-24 14:21:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by sir_cowman at 2017-09-24 11:45:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

didn't see my name on the post card.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2017-09-24 00:02:12 EDT (#)

the fuck is this tripe

Submitted by Dru M at 2017-09-22 13:41:10 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-09-22 10:05:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

...Because Shlongy is mentioned.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2017-09-22 09:39:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Germantown? I'm in Burtonsville. That doesn't really mean anything. I just wanted to make this about me.

Marge: Homer, you're his father. You've got to reason with him.

Homer: Oh, that never works. He's a goner!

Bart the Daredevil