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Really, no one did this yet? GO EAGLES WOOOOOOOOOO!

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2018-02-08 23:25:33 EST
Rating: 1.33 on 6 ratings (9 reviews) (Review this item) (V)


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Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2018-02-20 09:54:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I really hope "GREASE THE POLES" becomes a rallying cry for the team and city next season. Crisco Cops, Horsepunchers, there's a lot of new mythology to be created there. I was surprised the sun-fearing cave-dwellers of the city didn't loot local shops for dumpsters, to reimagine their summer 'dumpster pools' as Super Bowl hot tubs or something.

Congrats on helping the NFC East become the first division full of SB winners. Now we just need the Iggles to beat the Bills in one of them so Buffalo can lose to all the NFC East teams in SB games.

(Also, IRLYKLL. FL says "awri!")

Submitted by JonnyX at 2018-02-15 15:10:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Fucking foul at 2018-02-11 12:15:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Eagles fans are retards (EXCEPT YOU SACCY) but I'm happy for them. I'll root for any team that can make the Patriots look bad.

Submitted by pen_name at 2018-02-09 21:49:13 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Fuck the Iggles.

Submitted by Tormentos at 2018-02-09 09:44:43 EST (#)

Advance the field, local sports team! Score many wicketgoalpoints! Thwart the efforts of the opposing teamside and press smartly on to nationally-televised mock-battle victory! Huzzah and pip pip!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2018-02-09 08:30:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2018-02-08 23:32:02 EST (#)

Hey, Silvr!

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2018-02-08 23:31:30 EST (#)

Oh, and in anticipation of all the jokes about Philly fans burning the city down and such, THIS is the rich white face of the mayhem.


Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2018-02-08 23:27:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2



- a Redskins fan

<3 you, Saccy!

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