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A Poem About Greggs

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2018-03-24 10:06:41 EDT
Rating: -0.59 on 17 ratings (28 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

This is the first poem I’ve written for ages, I hope you like it. Thanks x

#amwriting
#feedbackwelcome
#steakbake

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Submitted by Linus at 2018-08-11 02:34:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 no one knows shit about poetry anyway.

Submitted by X54 at 2018-05-23 19:35:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If you don't make it rhyme, you can't call it poetry.
How can you call it poetry if you don't make it rhyme?

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2018-04-12 16:26:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

I've seen better.

Definitely not worthy of the obligatory -2 die. At least there was some effort.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2018-04-06 23:39:27 EDT (#)

My OG name is Jeanneee. I'm fucking foul.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-04-06 16:41:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Off subject I know but I am fascinated with our posting colleague’s name “Fucking Foul”. I dare say that I am breaking an Uber site rule by soliciting a reason. But why would you label yourself thus? A tad negative to put it mildly, but I suspect you are a thoroughly decent chap with a penchant for self deprication.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-04-06 16:03:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Omg.. Spot on. Loved it. Greggs, a British institution. You nailed it. However, if our American cousins appreciate it, when to my knowledge Greggs may not have established themselves over there, I know not. But nailed it you have.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2018-04-01 11:11:19 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Dru M at 2018-04-01 06:52:31 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by Fucking foul at 2018-03-31 18:54:50 PDT (#)

This is almost as good as the poem Shlongy once posted about farting in a pay toilet.
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It isn't.

TRUTH. You're referencing, of course, the classic Uber post "Here I sit".

Submitted by RoadSong at 2018-04-01 10:38:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yolky sun
Pink sausage ladies
Ritual slice of morning
Dark flakes
Steaming windows

Plus
IT’S A POST


Submitted by Dru M at 2018-04-01 06:52:31 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2018-03-31 18:54:50 PDT (#)

This is almost as good as the poem Shlongy once posted about farting in a pay toilet.
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It isn't.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2018-03-31 21:54:50 EDT (#)

This is almost as good as the poem Shlongy once posted about farting in a pay toilet.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2018-03-31 04:06:58 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Awful

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2018-03-29 16:51:05 EDT (#)

Och how are you DOING man?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2018-03-29 11:47:32 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Poor, even by your low standards.

Submitted by Dru M at 2018-03-28 17:22:22 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Even the spam bots are mocking you fat boy.

Submitted by Yozz at 2018-03-27 20:48:58 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2018-03-27 17:29:44 EDT (#)

Poetry about consumerism...

Not really my bag.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2018-03-27 10:07:08 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Sure: bart gets exclusive control of the coveted -3 button. The rest of us are stuck with giving out those shitty, commonplace -2s.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2018-03-27 07:47:15 EDT (#)

-3...

Is that the traffic metrics report for ubersite.com these days Bart? You pathetic wee shite.

Submitted by bart at 2018-03-27 02:45:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by Shlongy at 2018-03-26 09:54:36 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Wish there was a -3.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2018-03-24 14:03:57 EDT (#)

Living the dream, brother.

Submitted by Dru M at 2018-03-24 13:24:16 EDT (#)

I also post lots of pictures of women in lingerie!

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2018-03-24 12:51:19 EDT (#)

Good to know you’ve got a worthwhile hobby, man.

Submitted by Dru M at 2018-03-24 12:42:40 EDT (#)

Because I am Dru Myers I will now find your place of work and phone you there to get you fired

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2018-03-24 12:24:02 EDT (#)

It doesn’t suck for as long or as drippingly as your mum, though.

Appreciate the feedback #thumbsup

Submitted by blackbear at 2018-03-24 12:12:33 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

FUCK YOUUUUUUUU THIS POST SUCKS

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2018-03-24 10:35:20 EDT (#)

Eloquently put, you snivelling prickhole.

Submitted by Dru M at 2018-03-24 10:13:01 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


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