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Great advise from a Zelda developer

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2018-09-12 01:08:46 EDT
Rating: 0.14 on 7 ratings (9 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I don’t want to fuck this up, but I think it goes something like this:

“Make the challenge challengable.”

I know for sure that this quote, or its equivalent translation in English, comes from a Zelda developer. Who this person is, what role they had in crafting this incredible game, and the exact wording I don’t know. I Google’d it and couldn’t find it, so I’m pretty sure I got this off a YouTube vid I was watching.

In any case, I think it’s exceptional, and helpful. That’s why I’m sharing it with you. See...

My employer expects a god damn lot out of me, and the rules constantly change. They just changed last week. A previously challengable challenge now seems unchallengeable, so I say fuck ‘em. Built or learned inside of me somewhere wants to do a good job, and if the person paying me measures “a good job” as a “challenge that must be met” in this case, then I want to at least meet that expectation. Capitalism I think is the word, which boils down to hookering your time and skills for money. Fine! But make it realistic you bastards!

Another thing to add: I spend a great deal of time by myself, and I prefer that. I spend this time thinking, reading, smoking, drinking, and masturbating. To a lot of people, this seems maddening, but let’s let the psychology majors handle this one. Something about introverts and extroverts. Something about how people get their “energy.” Blah blah blah. I don’t see any concrete answer really... just a bunch of conjecture with fancy words. Or in other words the entire field of psychology, up to and including doctors.

If any professionals are reading this: keep doing good work! This stuff is probably super helpful to a lot of people, particularly those who aren’t very confident and need other people’s permission to be a human being.

To the people still trolling this site and wading through garbage to find something worth reading
, cheers! You have dignity. The others won’t read this because they’re too busy holding up their smarphones for yet another fake smile.

Cheese!

Murphy


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Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2018-10-26 05:35:43 EDT (#)

Bestmate can I be your number three?

Submitted by ridiculous at 2018-10-17 19:16:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I can get behind this.

Submitted by X54 at 2018-09-28 18:31:12 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2018-09-08 01:17:55 PDT (#)


Edit: I don’t spend “a great deal of time” masturbating.

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That right there is the root of your problem.

Submitted by Ultimeat at 2018-09-25 13:06:07 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-09-15 16:03:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Onanistic behaviour is frowned upon by the Church.
Nevertheless, your candour in admitting to the world that you have somewhat of a proclivity for such behaviour is rather refreshing.
Myself, I have mastered the technique of “prolongimusnus”. By thinking of Theresa May at the point of no return, I have garnished for my delectation, one and one half, extra seconds.

Submitted by Ducky at 2018-09-14 01:56:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2018-09-12 10:13:55 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I sense that you haven’t carefully thought about your audience. Or, for that matter, what your point is. Nail those things, and still, no one will give a shit.

Shlongy

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2018-09-12 08:01:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't think that edit was necessary.

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2018-09-08 04:17:55 EDT (#)

Edit: I don’t spend “a great deal of time” masturbating. I wish!


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