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Submitted by Sage at 2018-10-04 15:57:22 EDT
Rating: 0.58 on 16 ratings (33 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

It's my birthday, so here's my annual submission to the Über directory. I feel like this is the "lost deviants of the internet" equivalent of a sex offender registry.

trente-six
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Submitted by Hadley at 2018-12-09 22:52:23 EST (#)

Floating head.

Jesus, people are still here.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2018-12-06 01:20:43 EST (#)

‘...I've done some time on Rt 66, mostly in San Bernardino, it's rad out there.’

I was born in San Bernardino yes I was.
Some of us call it Berdoo..
I moved to Yosemite long ago.


Submitted by Sage at 2018-12-03 11:34:58 EST (#)

Toe, yeah, I'm a real girl.

Bubba, I've done some time on Rt 66, mostly in San Bernardino, it's rad out there.

Submitted by Flack at 2018-11-27 16:58:48 EST (#)

Yeah, we get it...you're hot. Ok. Next....

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2018-11-17 18:31:54 EST (#)

Look up the song 'Route 66.'

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2018-11-16 09:35:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

are a real person? It’s been a long minute but recall back in the day. No one thought you were real?

Submitted by Unabonger at 2018-10-29 23:35:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

"sex offender registry" is close enough.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2018-10-21 23:58:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Reusing tinder profile pics, my guess.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-10-20 16:10:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

My dear Sage.
At the bottom of your last rather tasty post it was stated “Sucks less dick at thirty six.” This got me to thinking. Well I must confess rather a reminiscence. I pictured the pose. Thrusting but not, just not, too much. Rather a graceful frame. Inviting but not overly so. Expectant in a mutual grace of frisson. Not overly needy, but definitely, needy. Whoever posted that naughty, naughty phrase should be either thoroughly ashamed or intent on congress, for which, and in all honesty, I stand in line.

Submitted by Sage at 2018-10-19 10:27:10 EDT (#)

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2018-10-17 01:58:52 EDT (#)


Sage, I'd still give you a whirl, pretty girl.

************

I still wanna know who runs this alter...


Still handsome here, as well, babe.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2018-10-15 14:57:41 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Fine.

Sucks less dick at thirty six.

************

That's better.


Submitted by RoadSong at 2018-10-12 09:45:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Possibly drop in once a month or so?
Dazzling smile greatly appreciated.

https://youtu.be/n-tvt0Zgcyc

************

<3 you Roadie! xoxo


Submitted by Merlina at 2018-10-12 07:40:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Looking lovely, Sage

************

Thanks Merlina <3 xoxo

Submitted by Sage at 2018-10-19 10:25:44 EDT (#)

Submitted by Spam at 2018-10-19 08:53:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

One of the good ones

***********

No, you are :)

Submitted by Spam at 2018-10-19 08:53:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

One of the good ones

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2018-10-17 01:58:52 EDT (#)


Sage, I'd still give you a whirl, pretty girl.


Still handsome here, as well, babe.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2018-10-15 14:57:41 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Fine.

Sucks less dick at thirty six.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2018-10-12 09:45:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Possibly drop in once a month or so?
Dazzling smile greatly appreciated.

https://youtu.be/n-tvt0Zgcyc

Submitted by Merlina at 2018-10-12 07:40:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Looking lovely, Sage

Submitted by Shlongy at 2018-10-11 10:04:44 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by bart at 2018-10-11 01:00:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

More posts like this, fewer posts about escorts in Jaipur.


I thought that this WAS another one of those Escort posts from Jaipur.

Submitted by Sage at 2018-10-11 09:51:26 EDT (#)

<3 below

Submitted by bart at 2018-10-11 01:00:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

More posts like this, fewer posts about escorts in Jaipur.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-10-10 16:34:29 EDT (#)

@Hashtag
My dear old thing, I blame a British Public School education where the master’s beat with a relish discerned only by the contours of their pin stripped trouser’s. Where attention to detail was everything. Where miss spelling cringey would be at the very least frowned upon, but quickly forgotten in the darkness of the dorm.

Submitted by Sage at 2018-10-10 10:23:32 EDT (#)

No clue who Dru is.

Hurty - I've been abstinent for like 2.5 years, so that's actually inaccurate. Unfortunately.

Hi Silvr! <3

Shlongy - you were only somewhat nice to me some of the time, you have a wife, and you never came to Richmond.

Oathy - <3 <3

Besty - you're sweet.

# - you do you.

Where's Roadie? Also, I miss Hidden and Method and Bart.

Submitted by Hashtag at 2018-10-10 02:45:46 EDT (#)

Bestmate, you sound like the King in Walking Dead although you re trying to be funny. It s cringy.

Submitted by Hashtag at 2018-10-09 07:57:23 EDT (#)

Is this the moment where I m supposed to jerk off over a pretty girl on an internet board?

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-10-06 18:03:59 EDT (#)

Dru, Dru, Dru. Dig deep my poppet. Lingering deep within
the bowel’s of your inventiveness will surely be
a wee seedling of originality. As your teacher’s
undoubtedly proclaimed on your school reports “Dru must
stop messing around, he is capable of so much more.”

Submitted by Dru M at 2018-10-06 17:36:44 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I'd hoped that was you choking

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-10-06 13:31:07 PDT (#)

@ dru m
Your inventiveness leave’s me breathless.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-10-06 16:31:07 EDT (#)

@ dru m
Your inventiveness leave’s me breathless.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-10-06 16:28:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I have probably been noted for a certain penchant for the brawn and hairy. The finely curved derrière of the of the testosterone chalice. Nevertheless, you have awakened in me the primeval compunction to procreation. To liberally vent forth one’s seed and greed. To glory, not in the splintered oriface of a dividing wall, but in the congress of basic normality. Long and fruitful be your life, I defer to, and honour, the lustred texture of your femininity.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2018-10-06 00:01:56 EDT (#)

*So* cute. :)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2018-10-05 11:47:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Remind me again why we didn't bang back in the Golden Days of Ubersite.

OK, Golden Day.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2018-10-05 09:21:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I like your hair. You look well. Happy birthday!

This post is only missing Perkman awkwardly flirting and a horse joke.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2018-10-05 02:38:38 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Suck more dicks at thirty six.

Submitted by Dru M at 2018-10-04 19:29:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Fuck off

Submitted by Sage at 2018-10-04 15:58:25 EDT (#)

Someone come up with a little ditty that has "thirty six" in it for me, please and thanks.

Kinda like "get your kicks at thirty six" or something, but I trust you'll jazz it up. Make me proud, Über!


Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking?

Homer: What's your name, Bart ... ner? -- er, little partner?

Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire